homestuck livetweet i will forget about this
Your name is JOHN. As was previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY. A number of CAKES are scattered about your room. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for REALLY TERRIBLE MOVIES. You like to program computers but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a fondnes
why are there so many fucking cakes in here
aw wait this is really cleverly written
up to now i thought this was a game
why did i tear up at “HAPPY BIRTHDAY SON. I AM SO PROUD OF YOU.”
this thread is gonna be such a pain in the ass to delete one day
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