this looks like a scene from a movie about two parents who get sucked into a television
What the fuck are these two even defending? A good value on a used Honda?
How you feel v. How you look
when your parents hear the waiter they like isn’t working tonight
“I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my Homeowners Association”
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