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if u wanna be in Ashton's bday projects choose 2 lines by Ash and rt this
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1."Your head's really fluffy!"
2."Calum literally proposed to me when he asked me to be in the band. He got down on one knee. It was really romantic."
3.Its fine its just like a horse on fire.
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1."Your head's really fluffy!"
2."Calum literally proposed to me when he asked me to be in the band. He got down on one knee. It was really romantic."
3.Its fine its just like a horse on fire.
4. "Are you a volcano? Because I lava you".
5.Ashton: Tadpoles are baby turtles. Luke: No, they're not, are you serious? Ashton: Dammit, they're mosquitoes, aren't they?
6."Some people are sass monsters on Twitter. Like, honey, you need to chill."
5.Ashton: Tadpoles are baby turtles. Luke: No, they're not, are you serious? Ashton: Dammit, they're mosquitoes, aren't they?
6."Some people are sass monsters on Twitter. Like, honey, you need to chill."
7. "I am allergic to cats. The cat in 'Don't Stop' was actually a very small, furry human."
8. "Wearing green underwear today, I feel like a frog."
9."I also dress up as a sexy fairy".
10."I would not like to kiss a kiwi fruit."
8. "Wearing green underwear today, I feel like a frog."
9."I also dress up as a sexy fairy".
10."I would not like to kiss a kiwi fruit."
11.“Remember kids: don’t get emotionally attached to a band. You’ll get pregnant and die.”
12. “Do I look like I know how to twerk? I’m a small blonde boy.”
13.“Apparently I had a boner in the acceptance video”
14.This morning I ate a huge omelette and I don’t even like eggs.
12. “Do I look like I know how to twerk? I’m a small blonde boy.”
13.“Apparently I had a boner in the acceptance video”
14.This morning I ate a huge omelette and I don’t even like eggs.
15.If things are going bad and life is tough, hang in there. Ride it out. Come out on top.”
16.“I’m not dating anyone. I don’t even know where I am half of the time.”
17.The best thing about being in the UK is when you wake up and hear the rain. And I love Sainsburys.”
16.“I’m not dating anyone. I don’t even know where I am half of the time.”
17.The best thing about being in the UK is when you wake up and hear the rain. And I love Sainsburys.”
18."I've got forever and forever is fine."
19."Thing I want to do before I die... ride a whale naked majestically into the sunset."
20."IT'S A CHOCOLATE MILK PARTY, IT'S A CHOCOLATE MILK PARTY!"
21."ITS NOT GONNA SAY HELLO, ITS A COW, LUKE!"
22."Michael, you are YELLING!"
19."Thing I want to do before I die... ride a whale naked majestically into the sunset."
20."IT'S A CHOCOLATE MILK PARTY, IT'S A CHOCOLATE MILK PARTY!"
21."ITS NOT GONNA SAY HELLO, ITS A COW, LUKE!"
22."Michael, you are YELLING!"
23."One day someone will hug you so hard that all of your broken pieces will stick back together."
24."Call the retirement village!"
25."I think if you're confusing people, you're doing something different, and I love that."
26. Mmmmmm vegemite
24."Call the retirement village!"
25."I think if you're confusing people, you're doing something different, and I love that."
26. Mmmmmm vegemite
27."Hey, don't swear!"
28."Squeeze, Michael! Squeeze"
29."Can the two huge assholes get out of the playground?"
30."It was a big ass cat."
31.I just swore... You can't post this anywhere."
32. Now that he's gone, we can be happy
33.Look at this hip gyration!
28."Squeeze, Michael! Squeeze"
29."Can the two huge assholes get out of the playground?"
30."It was a big ass cat."
31.I just swore... You can't post this anywhere."
32. Now that he's gone, we can be happy
33.Look at this hip gyration!
34. You know I used to work at KFC..."
35.Yeah you can just sniff it, and then accidentally put it in your mouth."
36.I think I'm old now. Am I old now?"
37. It's my baby. My baby flamingo."
38."My dressing room is this big. How big is your dressing ROOOOOOOM? GET SOME!!!"
35.Yeah you can just sniff it, and then accidentally put it in your mouth."
36.I think I'm old now. Am I old now?"
37. It's my baby. My baby flamingo."
38."My dressing room is this big. How big is your dressing ROOOOOOOM? GET SOME!!!"
39."And I just sit here on the hood? I don't need seatbelts or anything like that?"
40.All I'm sayin' is my dance moves need to be shared with the world."
41.Goodnight guys (meaning I'm going to party my ass off now).
40.All I'm sayin' is my dance moves need to be shared with the world."
41.Goodnight guys (meaning I'm going to party my ass off now).
42."When I hear people ordering a giant McDonalds order, I have the urge to cheer them on, in relation to the sheer size of their order."
43."Thank you Ketchup. You make every meal 10% better
44.Celery, you make every meal 10% worse.
43."Thank you Ketchup. You make every meal 10% better
44.Celery, you make every meal 10% worse.
45. I wanna stage dive...but I'm scared I'll crush you."
46."Jiiiiiiggggllllyyyyy puuuufffff.... JIIIIIIGGGLLLLYYYYY PUUUUFFFFF!"
47. "Oh no, my identity is exposed!"
46."Jiiiiiiggggllllyyyyy puuuufffff.... JIIIIIIGGGLLLLYYYYY PUUUUFFFFF!"
47. "Oh no, my identity is exposed!"
48.Remember kids: don’t get emotionally attached to a band. You’ll get pregnant and die
Don't pick the taken lines!
AGAIN I SAY DON'T PICK THE TAKEN LINES
Don't pick the taken lines!
AGAIN I SAY DON'T PICK THE TAKEN LINES
these are available. I'm so messed up!
