Big drama this morning.

Couple months ago we bought four little hens. Well, this morning one of them started cocka-doodle-dooing. Yup, turns out one of our hens is a dude. You can't have roosters in the burbs (& we don't want a gazillion of chickens) so we have to re-home him.
The kids love the chickens and Mary has been crying all morning. They'd named our surprise rooster "The Boss" because she was at the top of the pecking order. Now she was a he all along and it's all very confusing.
It’s my father-in-laws birthday tomorrow. Grace and I were just discussing what to get him when it hit me: a rooster!
Here’s the culprit. Prolly wishing he never opened his big mouth. I still can’t believe we’re a chicken family.
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