pittsburghers be like “i know a spot” & take you to some industrial ruins on a hillside or a slab of concrete that slid into the river

meadvillains be like “i know a spot” & make you drive an hour to get gas in ohio then park in a cornfield to look at the stars

erietowners be like “i know a spot” then show you the part of peach street where the pizza bomb went off & spend half the time talking about gun mall conspiracy theories