Idea for a Really Sappy(TM) modern Eruri AU:
Erwin is a lawyer who spends a lot of late nights at the office. Takeout dinners, extra flavored coffees, and hours of sitting are catching up to him. He finally hires a personal trainer, and it is none other than a painfully hot Levi.
As soon as he meets his personal trainer at the gym (5 am on a Tuesday), Erwin has regrets. He& #39;s small, dark haired, scowls a lot, and barks orrders at him, but all Erwin sees is a man made of 100% thick, sleek muscle with confidence so unshakable-
that he& #39;s clad in only Spandex in a public place. He& #39;s got one of those hip haircuts that makes Erwin feel old- something where the back is shaved and the rest is long and drawn up in a shirt ponytail. A ponytail, for crissake- the man has the confidence to wear a PONYTAIL.
And Erwin can& #39;t blame him for it. He& #39;s a specimen. Muscles in places Erwin didn& #39;t even know they existed. Definition beyond definition. Yet somehow not in a cross or overly-bulky way. He& #39;s flexible, *lithe* even, and the thought alone has Erwin struggling not to pop a boner.
Erwin immediately wants to fire him. He& #39;s distracting. He& #39;s foul tempered. He& #39;s-

...actually really professional and good at his job...

And when Erwin starts being able to actually DO all the pushups he& #39;s been tasked with, he realizes if he left he& #39;d be making a huge mistake.
GUYS SO MANY TYPOS
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