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chris evans characters as dorito flavours: a thread
cool ranch (curtis everett)
the GOAT. strong, powerful and capable
the GOAT. strong, powerful and capable
lightly salted (nick vaughan)
anyone saying you’re basic is wrong. you are reliable and comforting
anyone saying you’re basic is wrong. you are reliable and comforting
chilli heatwave (johnny storm)
a bit spicy. a flair for the dramatic
a bit spicy. a flair for the dramatic
nacho cheese (steve rogers)
iconic. legendary. the moment
iconic. legendary. the moment
spicy nacho (nomad steve rogers)
iconic. legendary. the moment but with an extra bit of spice and flavour
iconic. legendary. the moment but with an extra bit of spice and flavour
salsa verde (ransom drysdale)
the baddest bitch. you have impeccable taste and know how to get what you want
the baddest bitch. you have impeccable taste and know how to get what you want
spicy sweet chilli (colin shea)
comes across as a bit boisterous but anybody who knows you sees what a caring and sensitive soul you are
comes across as a bit boisterous but anybody who knows you sees what a caring and sensitive soul you are
guacamole (frank adler)
soft and mushy in the core for the ones that you cherish
soft and mushy in the core for the ones that you cherish
white cheddar (kyle)
a little bit forgettable at times but when people remember your existence they feel warm inside
a little bit forgettable at times but when people remember your existence they feel warm inside
flame grilled steak (andy barber)
passionate and devoted
passionate and devoted
hint of lime (mike weiss)
the chaotic underdog
the chaotic underdog
roulette (lucas lee)
you never know which one it will be. will it actually be lucas lee or one of his many stunt doubles?
you never know which one it will be. will it actually be lucas lee or one of his many stunt doubles?
roasted turkey (jake jensen)
a bit of a wildcard. dorky but lovable
a bit of a wildcard. dorky but lovable
blaze (robert pronge)
you intimidate me
you intimidate me
BONUS ROUND
blazon’ buffalo ranch (chris evans)
there’s so many layers to unpack here. an all rounded, wonderful human being
blazon’ buffalo ranch (chris evans)
there’s so many layers to unpack here. an all rounded, wonderful human being
end of thread! everybody go check out the lovely @cevansnasacap’s tweet which actually inspired me to make this thread 
https://twitter.com/cevansnasacap/status/1276589155246465024
https://twitter.com/cevansnasacap/status/1276589155246465024
disclaimer I did not proof read this thread like a piece of shit so all typos are definitely meant to be here do not question me
