chris evans characters as dorito flavours: a thread

cool ranch (curtis everett)
the GOAT. strong, powerful and capable

lightly salted (nick vaughan)
anyone saying you’re basic is wrong. you are reliable and comforting

chilli heatwave (johnny storm)
a bit spicy. a flair for the dramatic

nacho cheese (steve rogers)
iconic. legendary. the moment

spicy nacho (nomad steve rogers)
iconic. legendary. the moment but with an extra bit of spice and flavour

salsa verde (ransom drysdale)
the baddest bitch. you have impeccable taste and know how to get what you want

spicy sweet chilli (colin shea)
comes across as a bit boisterous but anybody who knows you sees what a caring and sensitive soul you are

guacamole (frank adler)
soft and mushy in the core for the ones that you cherish

white cheddar (kyle)
a little bit forgettable at times but when people remember your existence they feel warm inside

flame grilled steak (andy barber)
passionate and devoted

hint of lime (mike weiss)
the chaotic underdog

roulette (lucas lee)
you never know which one it will be. will it actually be lucas lee or one of his many stunt doubles?

roasted turkey (jake jensen)
a bit of a wildcard. dorky but lovable

blaze (robert pronge)
you intimidate me

BONUS ROUND
blazon’ buffalo ranch (chris evans)
there’s so many layers to unpack here. an all rounded, wonderful human being

end of thread! everybody go check out the lovely @cevansnasacap’s tweet which actually inspired me to make this thread https://twitter.com/cevansnasacap/status/1276589155246465024

disclaimer I did not proof read this thread like a piece of shit so all typos are definitely meant to be here do not question me