It's time to #RateThatFish! The internet's sassiest fish commentary nobody asked for. Let's start with the Louvar. This psychic/fairy type is 50% pink 50% brain. It has the MIND of a MASTERMIND. Louvars are known to assist lost sailors with their tax returns. Absolutely 10/10

This is Caracanthus, a species of scorpaenid sometimes incorrectly known as the Gumdrop Goby. It is the laughing stock of the scorpionfish family, and is neither a gumdrop, nor a goby. If you find one growing on your body you should probably get that checked. genitalwart/10

ooft MISS THING. MISS MA'M. The Psychedelic Mandarinfish is truly a sensation. Pouty lips. Dramatic make up. Long train. This one is a real diva. boom boom boom boom KAK. boom boom boom boom KAK. The good sis lip syncs to Britney better than Britney. 100!

This highly toxic and poisonous Sephora make up kit will put you in the hospital faster than you can say BOXFISH. Absolutely the most poisonous 3-dimensional shape in the ocean. Bonus points for their inability to swim properly. 8/10.

Let's make a fish but we'll chuck it in a SINGLE hole in the middle of a fucking desert. Oh, and the water in the hole? It's boiling. Pelvic fins? No need for that. While we're at it, lets make it fugly as all hell and very, very small. Winner of I shouldn't be alive. 20/10.

Stethacanthus is an extinct lineage of toilet brush from the late Devonian. The stalk coming out of its head is ergonomic and provides good grip in hard to reach places. They also fit nicely in the palm of your hand! Here's one next to a silhouette of Kylie Minogue. FANTASTIC/10

#RateThatFish will be back shortly. Interlude time. Meanwhile, keep dropping suggestions below!

And we're back! Triodon is a genus of pufferfish, and is also that Swedish word for lampshades sold at Ikea. The big flappy bit hanging off its body is exactly as described. A big flappy bit. She's all skin baby. Kinda gross. 2/10

This is a tripod fish, and it is EXACTLY as described in the instruction book. 50% TRIPOD. 50% FISH. It lives some 1 fucking kilometre underwater in complete darkness. Basically, this is the fish version of what you'd find on creepy pasta or 4chan dark web. I LOVE it. 10/10

I'm sorry to whoever asked me to rate this. I'm sure this is a nice fish. and I'm sure you are a very nice twitter user who I would enjoy sharing a beer with, BUT this is the most generic fish looking fish I ever done SAW. SUNFISH? Mola mola got you BEAT. thankunext/10

LAST ONE FOR TONIGHT! Epibulus insidiator, the sling jaw wrasse. Imagine evolving ALL OF THIS just so you can eat your food that is only just slightly more infront of you. This is like me buying a 4 m long iPhone cable so I dont have to move while I charge my phone in bed. 10000%

Thank you all for suggesting! We play again soon. For those who I missed tonight, be sure to drop more comments again next time!!