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1 like = 1 character i’d meet in the parking lot to beat
1. Félix Tholomyès — Les Misérables

i hate him, i want to make sure my girl fantine gets her revenge
2. Raoul, Vicomte de Chagny — Love Never Dies

SHOW ME WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU HIDE THE REAL RAOUL
3. Gilderoy Lockhart — Harry Potter

he’s annoying and while reading, i’ve always wanted to beat him up
4. Hector Samala — Ang Huling El Bimbo

in @yelIcwranger’s words, fuck hector samala
5. Arturo Banlaoi — Ang Huling El Bimbo

HE DESERVES ALL THE ANGER THAT I HAVE FOR ALL THE SHIT HE MADE JOY GO THROUGH
6. Erik/Opera Ghost — Phantom of the Opera/Love Never Dies

do i have to enumerate all the bad things he did?
7. National Guard — Les Misérables

A C A B
8. The POTO Timeline — ALW’s Phantom of the Opera/Love Never Dies

i know this is not a character, but this doesn’t add up.
9. Dolores Umbridge — Harry Potter

i have no words to describe how much i hate this woman
10. Inspector Javert — Les Misérables

ACAB
11. Grantaire — Les Misérables

i love him but i will for emotional damages
12. Act 1 Marvin — Falsettos

[sighs] GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER FFS
13. Professor Callahan — Legally Blonde

HOW DARE U TOUCH ELLE WOODS GLAD BROOKE FIRED YOU
14. Chris — [the musical that should not be named]

FUCK YOU.
15. Christine Daae — Love Never Dies

nope, i won’t beat u up in a parking lot but i’ll give u a lecture on why u shouldve ran away with meg when u had the chance
16. Meg Giry — Love Never Dies

same with christine, i’ll lecture on why u shouldve ran away with christine
18. The Dursleys — Harry Potter

need do i say more?
19. Book One Sokka — ATLA

women are powerful, u misogynist. but because of ur comments u won’t find aang smh.
20. Emman Azarcon — Ang Huling El Bimbo

u shouldve asserted your dominance and brought joy to the hospital
21. AJ Cruz — Ang Huling El Bimbo

u shouldve asserted dominance (2)
22. Anakin Skywalker — SW Prequels

dude, step up your pick up line game because we get your hate for sand okay?????
23. Emilio Aguinaldo — Heneral Luna/Goyo: Ang Batang Heneral

(disclaimer: this is based off the films stated)

GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER FFS
24. Jarjar Binks — SW Prequels

meesa annoyed with yousa
25. Madam Giry — Love Never Dies

i won’t beat her too, i just wanna talk. what happened? why did u suddenly become like this?
26. Professor Trelawney — Harry Potter

im just annoyed by her okay???
27. Albus Dumbledore — HP and the Goblet of Fire Movie

“HE SAID CALMLY” HE DID NOT SCREAM
28. Firelord Ozai — ATLA

i’d beat a fascist anytime. also, he can’t bend, he can’t throw fireballs at me while i punch him.
29. Thenardier — Les Misérables

if i’ve beaten up tholomyès for fantine, i should beat u for cosette. she deserved the world and u didn’t see that.
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