You want to see Karens go into beast Karen mode? Read the comments under recipe posts. It’s hilarious.

A dessert: “That’s too much sugar. I’d never feed my children that much sugar.”

Any recipe with salt: “That’s too much salt. You’re gonna die”
Any recipe not from scratch: “I only cook from scratch. I’d never feed my kids that processed crap.”

Any recipe completely from scratch: “Why not just use a box mix? It’s so much easier. I’d rather be spending time with my children”
Any recipe with only a little seasoning: “Ew you didn’t season it!”

Any chicken recipe: “Ew you didn’t let the chicken marinate in Lysol for 24 hours! You’re disgusting. I’d never eat at your house.”
Any Mexican recipe: ¡Dios mío! Mi abuelita es rolling around in her grave right now. This is NOT authentic. You can only use peppers planted and cultivated by the ancestors.”
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