she's waving that pistol around like she's watering the yard with it https://twitter.com/xshularx/status/1277398234055483393

when she gets mad at him does she put the AR on a high shelf and hide the stepladders

lollipop guild rolling HARD in St. Louis

dude's shirt is tucked in so tight that if he fires that gun he'll come unpeeled at the equator like a water balloon exploding

lollll he has it pointed right at her

how can these people be in the street when Colonel Mustard is in that house about to take out Mr. Boddy with a candlestick in the study

just noticed that lady is dressed up like the world's least dangerous mime

starting the gofundme so I can go to St. Louis and roast these people in person until they try to shoot me and accidentally put two rounds straight into a gas line in their yard

I call that man's pants Lebron Game Sixes because they go 41/16

the gun's appropriate because his legs AR 15 inches long

how does he stand on his own shoulders to get into the movies without his parents

short shooter like Isaiah Thomas

just found out shorty went to SMU so I'm gonna call him Lowjack Horseman

saving private fryin' over here

Call him Olaf because he can't handle heat

Imagine living in a bank like that and still having to be your own security guard, if I ever get rich I will never lose this hard

Man looks like the most racist security elf at Hogwarts

I think I’m done, like this dude I’m going to sleep, unlike this dude it will be in a bed, not in a toadstool with a tiny door