The contrabass family of instruments is absurd.
Honorable mention goes to the OCTOBASS and HYPERBASS flute.

Yes they are all real instruments.
Does the world really need a HYPERBASS flute?
I don& #39;t know.
Maybe as much as it needs a piccolo trombone or a pochette (pochette means pocket cuz that& #39;s where it fits) or an archlute
I can& #39;t believe I forgot about the contrabass balalaika
Now, the sopralto braithophone isn& #39;t that big. It& #39;s just in a league all its own.
Ooh a sub contrabass whistle
I don& #39;t think it& #39;s the sliding variety.
Fuck you. Now you& #39;re just being facisous. Double subcontrabass my ass
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