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Let's discuss AGAIN the absurdity of people claiming the @realDonaldTrump must do ___________ or he won't be reelected.
NONE OF THESE PEOPLE THOUGHT HE WOULD WIN IN 2016.
Who KNEW he would win?
He's writing this thread.
Let's discuss AGAIN the absurdity of people claiming the @realDonaldTrump must do ___________ or he won't be reelected.
NONE OF THESE PEOPLE THOUGHT HE WOULD WIN IN 2016.
Who KNEW he would win?
He's writing this thread.
ALL the warnings are based on a premise that's so stupid that you can't roll your eyes far enough back in your head to express your level of exasperation:
Trump, @parscale and @jaredkushner are just sitting around, hoping for the best.
Ignoring everything.
Napping.
Trump, @parscale and @jaredkushner are just sitting around, hoping for the best.
Ignoring everything.
Napping.
BUT.
Reality will never penetrate when it comes to Trump.
I've accepted that only a minority of us understand that Trump makes his enemies think he's losing.
Reality will never penetrate when it comes to Trump.
I've accepted that only a minority of us understand that Trump makes his enemies think he's losing.
Sun Tzu, The Art of War:
"All warfare is based on deception. Hence, when we are able to attack, we must seem unable."
"All warfare is based on deception. Hence, when we are able to attack, we must seem unable."
"If your opponent is temperamental, seek to irritate him. Pretend to be weak, that he may grow arrogant."
"Hold out baits to entice the enemy. Feign disorder, and crush him."
"Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt."
TRUMP HAS ONLY BEEN DOING THIS HIS ENTIRE ADULT LIFE.
Did he suddenly STOP when he because president?
I'll repeat what I said yesterday:
Did he suddenly STOP when he because president?
I'll repeat what I said yesterday:
Every single Trump voter is reporting at least one leftist voter who will now vote for Trump.
THAT RIGHT THERE gives Trump a minimum of 60 percent of the voters.
And we KNOW the change isn't one-on-one.
It's more like FIVE-on-one.
THAT RIGHT THERE gives Trump a minimum of 60 percent of the voters.
And we KNOW the change isn't one-on-one.
It's more like FIVE-on-one.
Prior to 2016, the greatest political upset in a presidential race was incumbent Harry Truman (D) versus Governor Thomas Dewey (R).
Does all THIS sound familiar?
Does all THIS sound familiar?
"'I don’t think the polls were wrong in terms of measuring national sentiment,' said Burns W. “Bud” Roper, retired chairman of Roper Starch Worldwide and son of pioneering pollster Elmo Roper. '"Clearly they were wrong in determining the election.'"
"We had been lulled into thinking that nothing much changes in the last few weeks of the campaign."
"The labor vote was energized as Democrats worried about Dewey’s strength in preelection polls, and Republicans felt their candidate would win 'so they played golf that day.'"
(Switch the parties for the 2016 and 2020 elections.)
(Switch the parties for the 2016 and 2020 elections.)
"Helen Crossley recalls 'a very tense household' as her father worried aloud that Truman, who drew increasingly enthusiastic crowds at his preelection speeches, was gaining momentum."
"The polling pioneers admitted their mistakes, reexamined their methods and plunged back to work. They moved gradually away from quota sampling, which questioned a set number of people from different ethnic and age groups, and moved toward random sampling."
(They don't do random sampling anymore.)
"'Political polling was non-probability, and for a number of years they got away with it,' says New York pollster Warren Mitofsky, a pioneer of random-digit dialing and the use of extensive telephone sampling 20 years ago. 'In 1948, they got burned.'"
(They're back to non-probability.)
"'There’s never been a comparable election disaster since 1948, when all the major players picked the wrong winner,' said Tom W. Smith, director of the general social survey at the National Opinion Research Center in Chicago."
(Except for 2016.)
"While the polling industry has made progress in methods of sampling and poll timing, it still has plenty to learn about probability methods and the wording and order of questions, Mitofsky said."
"'Identifying likely voters is still a mystery to most polling organizations,' he said."
(TRUMP VOTERS CAN'T BE IDENTIFIED. I'VE EXPLAINED WHY SEVERAL TIMES.)
(TRUMP VOTERS CAN'T BE IDENTIFIED. I'VE EXPLAINED WHY SEVERAL TIMES.)
1. In 2016, a huge number of voters changed their minds at the last second.
2. Most Trump voters refuse to participate in polls.
3. People who've never voted before aren't on any lists, so they can't be polled.
2. Most Trump voters refuse to participate in polls.
3. People who've never voted before aren't on any lists, so they can't be polled.
"And a big lesson for pollsters from 1948 still holds true today.
"'There’s a lot of room for humility in polling,'" Mitofsky said. "'Every time you get cocky, you lose.'"
"'There’s a lot of room for humility in polling,'" Mitofsky said. "'Every time you get cocky, you lose.'"
Trump, Parscale, and Kushner DELIBERATELY fool pollsters.
It's their greatest weapon.
And today, ALL pollsters are partisan.
That's why they're so easy to fool.
TRUMP KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING.
It's their greatest weapon.
And today, ALL pollsters are partisan.
That's why they're so easy to fool.
TRUMP KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING.
If you KNEW AT THE TIME what Trump was doing, it means he'd failed.
NOT KNOWING is absolutely proof that he's going to win bigly.
We've gotten used to being spoon fed the baby food of reassurance.
But guess what?
NOT KNOWING is absolutely proof that he's going to win bigly.
We've gotten used to being spoon fed the baby food of reassurance.
But guess what?
A lot of babies can't be mollified, no mater what you do.
Trump knows that.
He may be the greatest psychologist who ever lived.
The mess we're seeing today was ABOUT 35 years in the making.
Trump began preparing his presidency about 40 years ago.
Trump knows that.
He may be the greatest psychologist who ever lived.
The mess we're seeing today was ABOUT 35 years in the making.
Trump began preparing his presidency about 40 years ago.
It's probably closer to 50 years ago, because THAT is when he began to worry about our future.
He joined the Democratic party as a spy.
He put sleeper agents in place.
They became his Judas goats.
He joined the Democratic party as a spy.
He put sleeper agents in place.
They became his Judas goats.
And you know what's happening now?
HOARDING.
Of all artifacts being banned by the Democratic Taliban Brownshirts.
There are actually too many of them to ban.
HOARDING.
Of all artifacts being banned by the Democratic Taliban Brownshirts.
There are actually too many of them to ban.
Look at the nose insignia of this German WWII fighter.
It's in the upper right.
It's in the upper right.
It fought in Africa.
Restored aircraft are painted with that insignia.
BLACK LIVES MATTER DIDN'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT IT.
They're going to have to spend the next 1000 years--the Thousand Year Reich--searching all sources for "offensive" material.
Restored aircraft are painted with that insignia.
BLACK LIVES MATTER DIDN'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT IT.
They're going to have to spend the next 1000 years--the Thousand Year Reich--searching all sources for "offensive" material.
There THOUSANDS of movies they would find offensive.
THOUSANDS of cartoons.
There's already a--funnily enough--BLACK market for such artifacts.
"Offensive" art is becoming a sign of liberty.
AND GUESS WHAT?
THOUSANDS of cartoons.
There's already a--funnily enough--BLACK market for such artifacts.
"Offensive" art is becoming a sign of liberty.
AND GUESS WHAT?
Guess who else called it "degenerate art"?
YUP.
Our old pals the goose steppers.
YUP.
Our old pals the goose steppers.
See the third word in the top line of the sign painted at the top?
The first word in the second line?
Yes indeed.
The Nazis turned the N-word into a verb.
"The N-word-ization of music, theaters, and visual arts."
The first word in the second line?
Yes indeed.
The Nazis turned the N-word into a verb.
"The N-word-ization of music, theaters, and visual arts."
So they banned it and destroyed it.
EXACTLY WHAT THE DEMOCRATS' BROWNSHIRTS ARE DOING TODAY.
How did it end for the Nazis?
I think we all know.
EXACTLY WHAT THE DEMOCRATS' BROWNSHIRTS ARE DOING TODAY.
How did it end for the Nazis?
I think we all know.
Admiral Yamamoto and Erwin Rommel knew that when the Americans began to fight, the Imperial Japanese and Nazis would lose.
THEY SAID SO.
Trump is a throwback. Our politicians have been playacting for decades.
Trump is as serious as a hydrogen bomb.
THEY SAID SO.
Trump is a throwback. Our politicians have been playacting for decades.
Trump is as serious as a hydrogen bomb.
"Human ingenuity can't be predicted."
-- @greggutfeld
Trump is pulling off the sorts of strategic miracles that the Americans and Brits did in World War II.
BOTH SIDES HIRED TOTAL WEIRDOS TO DO IT.
People not shackled by convention.
-- @greggutfeld
Trump is pulling off the sorts of strategic miracles that the Americans and Brits did in World War II.
BOTH SIDES HIRED TOTAL WEIRDOS TO DO IT.
People not shackled by convention.
So they came up with ideas that blew everybody's mind.
The ideas WORKED because they couldn't be predicted.
The greatest aircraft designers in human history HAD NO TRAINING.
Ernst Heinkel knew NOTHING about aircraft when he started designing them.
The ideas WORKED because they couldn't be predicted.
The greatest aircraft designers in human history HAD NO TRAINING.
Ernst Heinkel knew NOTHING about aircraft when he started designing them.
Out of the blue, he created the Hansa-Brandenburg W12 two-seat floatplane fighter on the back of a beer coaster in a bar.
It was one of the most advanced FIGHTERS of World War One.
It was one of the most advanced FIGHTERS of World War One.
Despite having floats and a two-man crew, it could outmaneuver any adversaries.
It did not require the usual wire bracing between the wings, and the rear gunner made it a deadly adversary for enemies.
Heinkel went on to design all sorts of things, including jet fighters.
It did not require the usual wire bracing between the wings, and the rear gunner made it a deadly adversary for enemies.
Heinkel went on to design all sorts of things, including jet fighters.
NO TRAINING IN AERONAUTICS OR AIRCRAFT DESIGN.
He used his gut.
I wouldn't DARE tell Trump how to win elections.
That would be like me telling a Green Beret how to engage in firefights.
Utterly moronic.
He used his gut.
I wouldn't DARE tell Trump how to win elections.
That would be like me telling a Green Beret how to engage in firefights.
Utterly moronic.
But this is another Golden Age of Moronism.
We have them periodically.
Watch and laugh.
All is well.
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We have them periodically.
Watch and laugh.
All is well.
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