Years ago, I was scheduled for a double shift at Olive Garden. I told them my grandma died, and they said “well then can you just work one shift?” I was so furious they’d ask that, I never went back. Also I was lying, my grandma was fine, but still

Tfw you just quit the Anderson, Indiana Olive Garden in 2003

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