Guts. Is. Nuts.
I’m not gon bite no mo. If you don’t get TF https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
I just heard a yawn
A true scam artist.
.... 5.... minutes.... later....
Guess where y’all friend is....
It’s humid and I can’t.
Go to bed, Xerk.
Boy BYE
I said “Come on Guts; lets go outside.” I don’t hear nothing behind me. I turn around to see
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What is this? He need to go to the doctor?
What is this? He need to go to the doctor?
What is this? He need to go to the doctor?
Trying to wash sheets and —
I got Guts a playpen and here we are.
I can’t put a battery in my smoke alarm can’ cause the top won’t come off. I’m on my Summer Walker right now; judge your Mama.
Him satisfied after walking for 30 seconds while I’m continually tryna figure out why tf we keep leaving the air conditioning.
Him satisfied after walking for 30 seconds while I’m continually tryna figure out why tf we keep leaving the air conditioning.
Him satisfied after walking for 30 seconds while I’m continually tryna figure out why tf we keep leaving the air conditioning.
Idc what type of REM you in.; we’s gun outside.
Got a whole Beauty Rest but don’t wanna sleep.
I cannot express with words how much I can’t stand his Black ass. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
Don’t embarrass me at this seafood boil, boy. Not today.
My baby got worn OUT yesterday; hallelujah with a splash of shondo.
Hes gonna be real sad when he’s too big for his wake up stretch and cuddle session EVERY SINGLE TIME he wakes up. He doesn’t even take the day seriously till I get on the floor https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😑" title="Ausdrucksloses Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Ausdrucksloses Gesicht">
He usually only walks for like three driveways but we doin a lil walkin walkin today!!
He won’t do much of ANYTHING if you let him stretch all over you when he wakes up https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😑" title="Ausdrucksloses Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Ausdrucksloses Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="♥️" title="Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Herz">
The two dogs in the back are Guts’ brothers and the one laying down and in the second picture is his Daddy. Keep me lifted.
The two dogs in the back are Guts’ brothers and the one laying down and in the second picture is his Daddy. Keep me lifted.
The two dogs in the back are Guts’ brothers and the one laying down and in the second picture is his Daddy. Keep me lifted.
This gave me so much anxiety. They wrapped us up soooo many times https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
This bout killed me yesterday https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
Got my baby a VIP boarding room and they got my baby in solitary. Not mine. On theeeee way.
We byke l, y’all!! Hey Gutty Buddy!!
I was about to say, “He must’ve really been fed up at that place,” tryna hold gin down and here he go https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
I’m tryna get him to poop and he wanna play with clothing https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😅" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit offenem Mund und Angstschweiß" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit offenem Mund und Angstschweiß">. He’s walking much further now but still won’t duece. I think he needs some clean grass or something cause he sniffs and sniffs and walks away.
LAST FRIDAY’S GROOMING APPOINTMENT GOT MOVED TO MONDAY
My sleepy baby
Knocked
Xan and Xerk.
Y’all. I might leave Guts here https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😅" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit offenem Mund und Angstschweiß" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit offenem Mund und Angstschweiß">
I need another dog cause Guts is broke. What dog just don’t play fetch. Please come get y’all friend.
Guts big ass still thinks he gets to do his morning stretches on me. He has 10 lbs to before we gotta reevaluate cause https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😅" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit offenem Mund und Angstschweiß" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit offenem Mund und Angstschweiß">
Aht aht. Wake yo ass up!!
Guts in there like backseat royalty and I’m his driver. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😅" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit offenem Mund und Angstschweiß" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit offenem Mund und Angstschweiß">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😅" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit offenem Mund und Angstschweiß" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit offenem Mund und Angstschweiß">
The trainer is saving my life each lesson because his big ass would NOT jump in the car and picking his big ass up was dead.
If you don’t bring yo ass, woman. You know I wanna play on yo lap. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😐" title="Neutrales Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neutrales Gesicht">
Guts and I have moved on to Beyoncé songs and he still can’t take. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen"> He just be ready to go.
If Guts could do this all day...
If you don’t get YO Black ass up and take me outside, Imma know somethin.
Guts as a puppy.
Guts is NOT a morning dog https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">
Please. I SWEAR I won’t do no stupid shit today. Please.
Don’t look at me like this ain’t YO shit, Guts. Shit bag be feeling like 2lb dumbbells.
Guts is actually nuts. I’m not saying that for no reason. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">
Now Guts’ ass done got brave in my Black American household...
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