Guts. Is. Nuts.
I just heard a yawn
.... 5.... minutes.... later....
Guess where y’all friend is....
It’s humid and I can’t.
Go to bed, Xerk.
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I can’t put a battery in my smoke alarm can’ cause the top won’t come off. I’m on my Summer Walker right now; judge your Mama.
Him satisfied after walking for 30 seconds while I’m continually tryna figure out why tf we keep leaving the air conditioning.
Idc what type of REM you in.; we’s gun outside.
I cannot express with words how much I can’t stand his Black ass.

Don’t embarrass me at this seafood boil, boy. Not today.
Hes gonna be real sad when he’s too big for his wake up stretch and cuddle session EVERY SINGLE TIME he wakes up. He doesn’t even take the day seriously till I get on the floor

He usually only walks for like three driveways but we doin a lil walkin walkin today!!
The two dogs in the back are Guts’ brothers and the one laying down and in the second picture is his Daddy. Keep me lifted.
This gave me so much anxiety. They wrapped us up soooo many times

This bout killed me yesterday

I was about to say, “He must’ve really been fed up at that place,” tryna hold gin down and here he go 


I’m tryna get him to poop and he wanna play with clothing
. He’s walking much further now but still won’t duece. I think he needs some clean grass or something cause he sniffs and sniffs and walks away.

LAST FRIDAY’S GROOMING APPOINTMENT GOT MOVED TO MONDAY
My sleepy baby
I need another dog cause Guts is broke. What dog just don’t play fetch. Please come get y’all friend.
Guts big ass still thinks he gets to do his morning stretches on me. He has 10 lbs to before we gotta reevaluate cause

Guts in there like backseat royalty and I’m his driver. 


The trainer is saving my life each lesson because his big ass would NOT jump in the car and picking his big ass up was dead.
Guts and I have moved on to Beyoncé songs and he still can’t take. 
He just be ready to go.


If Guts could do this all day...
Guts as a puppy.
Don’t look at me like this ain’t YO shit, Guts. Shit bag be feeling like 2lb dumbbells.
Guts is actually nuts. I’m not saying that for no reason. 


Now Guts’ ass done got brave in my Black American household...