*Checks fixtures* now which team am I supporting today in order to keep West Ham up?

Ahhh yes, the mighty Southampton, up the.... Saints!

And tonight? I will be supporting the United side of Manchester!

Come on you.... Reds!

6pm tonight I will be cheering on Newcastle United.

Ho’way the... Toon!

This morning: Want to drag Brighton down into this relegation battle with us so hoping for a draw or a Norwich win.

Let's be 'aving you.... Canaries!

Dissapointing result this morning but at least it puts Norwich away. Win win. 3pm we're back to support the red side of Manchester!

Come on you... Reds!

Doesn't end here. Tonight we need Chelsea to beat Watford. Premier League has never been so stressfully drawn out.

Come on you.... No... I won't say it. Not for Chelsea.

This Sunday afternoon we will be hoping the champions have sobered up in time to beat Villa.

You'll never walk.... Alone!

In today's episode of 'lets hope all the other teams continue to lose' we have Watford v Norwich at 6pm. Conceding that Norwich are already down, we will be hoping Watford drop points. So once again I will channel my inner Delia and say

Let's be 'avin you.... Canaries!

Dear Tottenham, please beat Bournemouth today. Avoid any lasagna.

You already know I'm not saying it.

For the third time I find myself asking Manchester United to do west ham a favour. So far, they've been very generous.

Come on you.... Reds!

Newcastle to beat Watford please

Ho'way the .... Toon!

Won't be celebrating survival until we're over the line. First up today looking for Palace to beat Aston Villa.

Come on you.... EAGLEEEEEEEEEE'S

Bad result that, right back in it. Leicester, please see off Bournemouth.

Come on you... Foxes!

Before last week and since I started this thread, Bournemouth and Villa had 3 points between them and West Ham safety looked assured by being "not the worst" once again. However 4 of the bottom 5 won at the weekend and so this thread must go on!

Tonight, Man City need to send Bournemouth packing. A resounding loss for the Cherries will demoralise them all the way to the championship.

Come on you.... Citeh!