Tae, trying for composed, but definitely clinging to Joon and glaring at yoongi: I guess we can forgive your straying ways as long as you stop

Jm, clutching his arm on the other side, death glare in place: only because it's you Namjoonie-hyung

Koo backhugging him: yeah

YG, unimpressed:I mean that's cute but we aren't sleeping together?

Joon, slightly overwhelmed by all the attention and nuzzling: y-y-eah, why would you even think that?

JM:you don't need to lie?It's obvious when he smells so much like you?

NJ:I smell?
YG:like *him*?

NJ: how do I smell I showered before coming here, hyung why wouldn't you tell me??

YG pointed : you are fine you only smell *like me* like you usually do

Vminkook:... What

NJ academically interested:I smell like you? did you do that scenting thing that's so cute

YG: I didn't even need to - we live and work together and *as a non hybrid* you take on smells super easily

NJ: oh wow that's so interesting! [turns to the three man still clinging to him] so yoongi hyungs scent must be really familiar to y-, everything alright?

Vminkook:

[OK I need to eat breakfast,so stopping for a moment! Will vminkook break up with the human! Will they fuck Joon until he can't walk!
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