memes to describe how i feel when dave messages meters bitches: a thread

this one goes to the semi concerning things that she sends but not concerning enough to call security you know

these ones all go for when it’s just the most random, concerning shit, but still not concerning enough to call security but you think about it for a while yk “should i call.. am i in danger..”

these ones for things that just burn your mind to a crisp.. things that no matter how you looked at it, or who you asked, wouldn’t and couldn’t ever make sense

these ones accurately represent my range of emotions when something.. cursed is sent. something that makes you jump up without a second thought, reaching for the phone to call security like how you jump for your charger when your phone is at 1%, this is the most CURSED level shit

these go for when i walk into a conversation that i’m not sure if i missed the context or if it’s just.. scary. i go in and turn right back around because i can’t tell if i missed the context or if i just literally walked into a homicide being planned

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this is thankfully a rare one but it has happened on some occasions. this isn’t just cursed, this is like cursed like the jello and cottage cheese salad that my father makes for family gatherings type of cursed. this is the really concerning shit, it’s gone past calling security.

and end of thread ending with when (the rarest of rare) the groupchat goes all soft and mushy and so does dave. this is the most safest level, no danger here. we love dave.