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the worst date of my life: a thread
well, it started when he asked me if i wanted to hang out. so i said sure! i had just gotten out of a relationship (with his best friend, that he now lives with, mind you) and i needed friends!
so, we went out to get ice cream! and i 100% thought it was just friendly until he paid for my ice cream... then i was like.. huh.
we sat at the tables, eating our ice cream and talking, and he picked up gravel from off the ground. he started sorting through it and picked out the “prettiest pebbles” for me.
he grabbed a bag of about 25 screws, ripped it open with his teeth, shoved them in his pockets, and the kept one in his mouth and chewed on it like it was gum or a toothpick or something
i was so shocked that all i could say was “stop or you’re going to choke”
then, i was a complete bitch to him for a while and i felt bad about it! so i invited him to my house to apologize.
he came over and i apologized and then he looked at my ass... “wow. you actually have cake.” then he kissed me and asked “is this why you invited me here?” and i was like NO.
then, 2 years later, i found out that after i rejected him he THREATENED TO KILL MY FAMILY.
fin 
as an aside, one time i made a joke about how lola bunny from space jam was the blue print for furries and he told it to the entire class and completely stole my joke... we hate a bit biter
