In Animal Crossing there are hamster villagers and also a smaller caged hamster you can buy and place in your home, implying the existence of hamster class stratification, exploitation, struggle, and possibly war. In this essay I will

honestly who knows what this one's capable of

April is the cruelest month, breeding lilacs out of the dead land, mixing memory and desire, stirring dull roots with spring rain.

This great evil. Where does it come from? How'd it steal into the world? What seed, what root did it grow from? Who's doin' this? Who's killin' us? Robbing us of life and light.