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going to log in and count syllables for you folks now 
why is there a chat does everything have to have a chat
Sounds like some of the lines are pentameter and others are hexameter. More lines are pentameter though? Hexameterâs closer to original alexandrine in the French. Iâm an insufferable nerd and also itâs easier to rhyme in Romance languages than English
ah, the jerkass father trying to push a jerkass husband on his daughter, a hallmark of 17th century plays
this is good. has a stage cadence
I know the visuals are part of it but if I close my eyes I can picture this on stage
U-turn from theater history coulda-been-a-prof to *omg its Jon from Tick Tick Boom* coming up soon
RaĂșl Esparza is the finest eyeball actor of our generation 
Never trust a dude whoâs in your couch
