going to log in and count syllables for you folks now

why is there a chat does everything have to have a chat

Sounds like some of the lines are pentameter and others are hexameter. More lines are pentameter though? Hexameter’s closer to original alexandrine in the French. I’m an insufferable nerd and also it’s easier to rhyme in Romance languages than English

ah, the jerkass father trying to push a jerkass husband on his daughter, a hallmark of 17th century plays

this is good. has a stage cadence

I know the visuals are part of it but if I close my eyes I can picture this on stage

U-turn from theater history coulda-been-a-prof to *omg its Jon from Tick Tick Boom* coming up soon

Raúl Esparza is the finest eyeball actor of our generation

Never trust a dude who’s in your couch