#WhatBakingCanZoom Because what do I do if not livetweet things?
Aw heck I have to get back into making mostly-improvised pies that are complicated metaphors for my current situation; those always slapped.
#WhatBakingCanZoom Yooooooo it& #39;s startingggg,,,
#WhatBakingCanZoom Jenna& #39;s Voice; That& #39;s It That& #39;s The Tweet.
#WhatBakingCanZoom I Have Precisely That Mechanical Pencil.
#WhatBakingCanZoom [jaunty piano music]
#WhatBakingCanZoom Dawn I Care You.
#WhatBakingCanZoom Becky I Also Care You.
#WhatBakingCanZoom The actor who plays Earl is also really good.
#WhatBakingCanZoom IT& #39;S "WHAT BAKING CAN DO" TIME!
#WhatBakingCanZoom HE JUST HAD A FORK THERE.
#WhatBakingCanZoom I& #39;M ALSO WARM IN HERE BECAUSE MY AIR CONDITIONER& #39;S BROKEN.
#WhatBakingCanZoom [Joe voice] Can& #39;t help being an Aquarius.
#WhatBakingCanZoom Joe& #39;s Sordid Past Counter: 1.
#WhatBakingCanZoom YOOOOO POMATTER SONG TIME. JULIAN& #39;S VOICE IS FANTASTIC.
#WhatBakingCanZoom DAWN I CARE YOU.
#WhatBakingCanZoom [Jenna begins philosophizing.]
#WhatBakingCanZoom Ogie& #39;s here!
#WhatBakingCanZoom So it& #39;s a Wednesday!
#WhatBakingCanZoom The flower bouquet matches his shirt!
#WhatBakingCanZoom "I trust you implicitly."
#WhatBakingCanZoom SLIGHTLY SKETCHY BOY SONG!
#WhatBakingCanZoom LEGEND. KING OF DOING WHATEVER THAT WAS; I DON& #39;T KNOW WHAT IT IS EXCEPT THAT IT& #39;S REVERSE FALSETTO.
#WhatBakingCanZoom RANNELLS IS IN THE CORNER; I JUST NOTICED.
#WhatBakingCanZoom Dr. Pomatter made her come out all this way? At 7:00? Do Not.
"BAD IDEA" TIME, BABEY!
#WhatBakingCanZoom OH, THESE HARMONIES SLAP.
#WhatBakingCanZoom Hm. I would like to sing this song with someone sometime.
#WhatBakingCanZoom Is it "I Didn& #39;t Plan It" time?
#WhatBakingCanZoom Might be getting chills, or maybe that& #39;s just the fan I have turned on high two feet from my face.
#WhatBakingCanZoom AND NOT-GLASSES RANNELLS IS STILL THERE.
#WhatBakingCanZoom NURSE NORMA I CARE YOU.
#WhatBakingCanZoom "Not with the door open."
#WhatBakingCanZoom No one:
No one:
No one
Joe: ...Can& #39;t help being an Aquarius.
#WhatBakingCanZoom JOE OWNS THE RESTAURANT; HE COULD ACTUALLY JUST PAY HER BETTER.
#WhatBakingCanZoom DAWN I CONTINUE TO CARE YOU.
#WhatBakingCanZoom Cal and Ogie& #39;s friendship; like if you agree.
#WhatBakingCanZoom JENNA& #39;S ACTING SKILLS, THOUGH.
#WhatBakingCanZoom Wooo! Time to get sad!
#WhatBakingCanZoom "YOU MATTER TO ME" LET& #39;S GO.
#WhatBakingCanZoom IMAGINE SOMEONE GENUINELY LIKING YOU UNCONDITIONALLY.
#WhatBakingCanZoom Apologies, that got a bit bleak. We& #39;re vibin& #39;.
#WhatBakingCanZoom AUGH THAT MONOLOGUE IS MAKING ME FEEL THINGS.
#WhatBakingCanZoom CAN YOU BELIEVE SARA BAREILLES JUST. WROTE THAT. LIKE THAT& #39;S A THING YOU CAN DO.
#WhatBakingCanZoom WEDDING POETRY HAPPENING INDEED.
#WhatBakingCanZoom "a poem writer."
#WhatBakingCanZoom yeeeeaaAAAAAAHHHH DRUM LINNNEEEEE,,,,
#WhatBakingCanZoom Old Joe& #39;s Sordid Past Counter: 2.
#WhatBakingCanZoom "SHE USED TO BE MINE." ...Oh no.
#WhatBakingCanZoom Fetch me my cool steampunk goggles; I need to hide my tears.
#WhatBakingCanZoom F #major, "triumph over difficulty, free sigh of relief uttered when hurdles are surmounted; echo of a soul which has fiercely struggled and finally conquered lies in all uses of this key;" we& #39;re Straight-Up Not Having A Good Time.
#WhatBakingCanZoom "I don& #39;t have ones I love;" HAH they& #39;re best friends actually, oh, how the tables have tabled.
#WhatBakingCanZoom FRANCINE! I CARE YOU AND I LIKE YOUR HEADBAND.
#WhatBakingCanZoom RANNELLS IS STILL THERE.
#WhatBakingCanZoom GET HIM JENNA.
#WhatBakingCanZoom OGIE CUTE TOO.
#WhatBakingCanZoom "THANKS FOR TAKING ME TO THE MOON" MOON PIE,,,,,
#WhatBakingCanZoom To whoever& #39;s playing Lulu and Francine, you are the monarch of headwraps.
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