JUST TELL THEM TO DRINK A MOUNTAIN DEW CODE RED BEFORE PUTTING IT ON FFS https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1276956331812028416

TELL THEM TO EAT A BROGURT FIRST

PUT A GUN HOLSTER ON THE MASK

PUT A SKULL AND CROSS BONES ON THE GUN HOLSTER

TELL THEM TO WEAR AN ACID WASHED MASK THAT SMELLS LIKE DRAKKAR NOIR

MAKE A MASK THAT PLAYS CADDYSHACK ON A LOOP

WHITE GUYS LOVE CADDYSHACK

YOU HAVE TO WRESTLE A BEAR BEFORE YOU CAN EVEN GET TO THE MASK TO PUT IT ON

WHY?

THE BEAR IS WEARING THE MASK. YOU NEED TO BE WEARING THE MASK.

NOW THE BEAR IS MARRYING YOUR WIFE.

YOUR KIDS ARE CALLING HIM DAD.

AND HE‘S STILL WEARING THE MASK

NOW YOUR WIFE IS PREGNANT WITH BEAR-HUMANS.

YOUR REGULAR HUMAN KIDS ARE GROWING CLAWS FOR SOME REASON

THE BEAR IS MOCKING YOU

YOUR KIDS NO LONGER SPEAK TO YOU.

OR MAYBE THEY DO BUT THEY’RE WEARING A MASK SO IT’S KIND OF HARD TO TELL AND THE RESTRAINING ORDER SPECIFIES 100 FEET

YOU SPEND YOUR NIGHTS HOWLING IN THE FOREST.

YOU ARE A BEAR NOW TOO. BUT LIKE A MUCH SMALLER BEAR THAN THE ONE THAT STOLE YOUR FAMILY AND IS CURRENTLY SWIMMING IN YOUR POOL

NEXT TIME WEAR A MASK IS WHAT I’M SAYING OR YOUR FAMILY WILL LEAVE YOU FOR A BEAR AND THEN THEY WILL TURN INTO BEARS BEFORE YOU YOURSELF TURN INTO A BEAR

IT’S VERY CONFUSING