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TELL THEM TO EAT A BROGURT FIRST
PUT A GUN HOLSTER ON THE MASK
PUT A SKULL AND CROSS BONES ON THE GUN HOLSTER
PUT A SKULL AND CROSS BONES ON THE GUN HOLSTER
TELL THEM TO WEAR AN ACID WASHED MASK THAT SMELLS LIKE DRAKKAR NOIR
MAKE A MASK THAT PLAYS CADDYSHACK ON A LOOP
WHITE GUYS LOVE CADDYSHACK
WHITE GUYS LOVE CADDYSHACK
YOU HAVE TO WRESTLE A BEAR BEFORE YOU CAN EVEN GET TO THE MASK TO PUT IT ON
WHY?
THE BEAR IS WEARING THE MASK. YOU NEED TO BE WEARING THE MASK.
WHY?
THE BEAR IS WEARING THE MASK. YOU NEED TO BE WEARING THE MASK.
NOW THE BEAR IS MARRYING YOUR WIFE.
YOUR KIDS ARE CALLING HIM DAD.
AND HE‘S STILL WEARING THE MASK
YOUR KIDS ARE CALLING HIM DAD.
AND HE‘S STILL WEARING THE MASK
NOW YOUR WIFE IS PREGNANT WITH BEAR-HUMANS.
YOUR REGULAR HUMAN KIDS ARE GROWING CLAWS FOR SOME REASON
THE BEAR IS MOCKING YOU
YOUR REGULAR HUMAN KIDS ARE GROWING CLAWS FOR SOME REASON
THE BEAR IS MOCKING YOU
YOUR KIDS NO LONGER SPEAK TO YOU.
OR MAYBE THEY DO BUT THEY’RE WEARING A MASK SO IT’S KIND OF HARD TO TELL AND THE RESTRAINING ORDER SPECIFIES 100 FEET
OR MAYBE THEY DO BUT THEY’RE WEARING A MASK SO IT’S KIND OF HARD TO TELL AND THE RESTRAINING ORDER SPECIFIES 100 FEET
YOU SPEND YOUR NIGHTS HOWLING IN THE FOREST.
YOU ARE A BEAR NOW TOO. BUT LIKE A MUCH SMALLER BEAR THAN THE ONE THAT STOLE YOUR FAMILY AND IS CURRENTLY SWIMMING IN YOUR POOL
YOU ARE A BEAR NOW TOO. BUT LIKE A MUCH SMALLER BEAR THAN THE ONE THAT STOLE YOUR FAMILY AND IS CURRENTLY SWIMMING IN YOUR POOL
NEXT TIME WEAR A MASK IS WHAT I’M SAYING OR YOUR FAMILY WILL LEAVE YOU FOR A BEAR AND THEN THEY WILL TURN INTO BEARS BEFORE YOU YOURSELF TURN INTO A BEAR
IT’S VERY CONFUSING
IT’S VERY CONFUSING