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Oh, sure, #Batfleck was fun, but you know who else spoke in a faux-hoarse voice, killed people, beat up Superman, and had a mother named Martha?
That& #39;s right: Jesus.
That& #39;s right: Jesus.
So the next time some debauched feagued-out libertine tries to get you to read about some Satanic tempter in tights and a mask, you just tell them, "Nope, me and Al Hartley are good with the guy who saved the world."
You can take your Kanyes and your Drakes and your Eminems. I& #39;m gonna "rap" with the man with the beard!
(starring Paul Lynde as Judas!)
(Jesus ripping off Debby Boone& #39;s songwriter here)
(yes yes I know about the tangled history of that song)
(yes yes I know about the tangled history of that song)
I was all set to be upset that the comic doesn& #39;t show Jesus casting the demon(s?) called Legion into the pigs at Gadarene, except that the town is now called Gerasene?
I want to know what the poor hand calculator did to deserve being placed next to missiles.
