Homebwoi Usher over here is a mummy’s shehzaada bacha but papa ka paisa bolta hai so when daddy says it’s time to marry your phuppo’s daughter bwoi obviously consents but like side chick sara was out of his league anyway so koi nhi he’s okay with his main girl

Main girl here is legit the wife of his dreams. Bachi smart hai, sughar hai, anth level ki haseen hai, baarishon mein bedharak chak dhoom dhoom chak kr leti hai, mummy manhoos ki elite coffee mein zehr nhi milaati - matlab k ufff! She is laaav. She is a saint.

Bas idhr hi samjh jaana tha k achay logon k saath toh kabhi acha hota nhi hai, apney saath ulta karma chalta hai. Cue mummy manhoos ki saazishein. Bla bla bla side chick ki match fixing bla bla main chick ki defaming bla bla mein maa nhi dayan hoon but you blind usher

Anyway so this is where out bwoi really hits the low low low low. Mummy says khirad ka duppata safaid nhi peela hai usher be like mein toh paida hi colourblind huwa tha main chick tum toh ho hi nhi iss dunya ki, I trust you nada all my love was a lie so baby bye

Main chick uff whatta star man whatta star. She leaves with dignity and sends him a postcard saying mubarak ho tumhein yeh shaan o shaukat kachray mujhey chor kr barra pachtaoge barra pachtaoge! Khair man still dumb and doesn’t even try to fix things

A couple years later his child is sick and main chick is like I know you trash but your tiddi likes ketchup and her heart is weak so fix it homie and once again usher is too self absorbed and spineless to make things right - I can not.

This pampered little dhakkan asks main chick to apologise and then she can return to his hellhole of a home again. Idhr jo karaari chappair apni girl ney maari thi na ooooof whatta beautiful use of words! Buzdil kamzor aur kachray mardon ka 101 koi usher sey seekhe wesey

Anyway i’m not going to spoil the end for you guys but the main lessons here are:
1)If mummy says no roll with it boys because you’re eventually going to anyway.
2) It isn’t love if you don’t trust your partner and don’t stand up for them you douche

3) Side chick was no villain, usher and the likes of him are for leading them on and never clearly saying no
4) Main girl was a saint, you don’t have to be. Walk away with your head held high from toxic men cuz honey you are gold.
5) Parampara. Keh diya bas keh diya.

OH AND END NOTE: MUMMY YEH AAP KYA KEH RHI HEIN! Kaash yeh alfaaz usher ney bol diye hotey toh koi rolay hi na hotey. Apni kahaani ka villain yeh banda khud hai. The end deviyo aur sajano.