Leans in and gently whispers in your ear: hey girl. That feeling that “you’re gay except for your bf and he’s the last man you’ll ever date” is a very common baby dyke experience, you’re gay, dump your bf, it’s fine, I promisein 5 years you won’t even believe you dated that guy.

Me in 2010 dating a bisexual man I fucked in the ass every night: “haha yeah babe you’re the only man I like. I’m totally gay except for this very straight relationship we have. Gonna go spend the night with my gf while you blow guys from Grindr, c u later honey!”