College Teams as characters from The Wire
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McMulty- Oregon

You love them so much because of the extra mile they go but sometimes it goes right back in their face.
Avon Barksdale-Alabama

Been holding down the Pit (college football) for the longest and now he got everybody coming for they neck.
Marlo- Clemson

The new kids on the block they dare anybody to test they gangsta. Take anything they want by any means.
Bodie - USC

Started off strong but in the end he didnā€™t use his potential for to really get that money.
Omar- Ohio State

Feels disrespected ready to up the shotty to get they respect. They talk that mess and nobody wants war with them on a great day.
Bubbles- Kansas

This is self explanatory if you watched the show.... shows glimpses of the 2007 season but overall just isnā€™t good. Bubbles gets it together in season 5
Bunny Colvin- Oklahoma

Smart innovative but unfortunately he couldnā€™t play defense when Hamsterdam was exposed.
Stringer bell- Michigan

Smart guy too smart for his on good. Snitched on the crew. can handle weight but when the pressure is on he canā€™t handle heat. He wanted to buy corners no heart for the war: Also... he was killed my Omar... Omar-Ohio State
Brother Mouzone- LSU

Comes and Goes but you know they deadly and can strike very potently
Namond- Texas

All that tough talk. Get out worked on the corner goofball gangsta. Tryna live off his dads past. Softer than pee pee diapers. Texas gets out worked in recruiting the state of Texas.
Michael- Minnesota

Learning how the game really goes heā€™s out here putting in work. Realizing everybody eating but him. Had to realize he gotta man up and take charge.
Kennard- North Dakota State

Looked as the little guy of the group but in the end he took out the big dawg.
Slim Charles- Georiga

Realizes that heā€™s good at one thing and one thing only afraid to take that big step and become more of a man in the organization. Stays a pawn in a chess game
Wallace- Arkansas
Had so much potential wanted better out of life, he had no sense of direction but in the end it was too late
Bunk Moreland- Wisconsin

Old school in morals, you love em because of his personality. Canā€™t win for losing always looking out for the people. You want to see him win
Cutty- Miami

Was a solider for real in them streets winning got locked up came home and changed his ways tryna get back to his old ways but canā€™t do it so he has to find a new way to win.
Prop Joe- SMU
is more about thinking than action he created the Co-op so that everybody is eating until folks got greedy. Here lies SMU from the 80s throwing out cash left and right up until a player got angry and snitched on all the boosters. Neither one was supposed to succeed
Snoop- Florida

She always been a solider not afraid to get her hands dirty but she realizes that she schooled the wrong the dude(Michael) and she ended up in harms way. Like Urban Meyer built Florida into a powerhouse once shit hit the fan they never recovered.
Lester- Washington

Washington comes out every blue moon and shocks the hell out of everybody. Lester is quiet but the most realiable in coming in the clutch.
LT Daniels- TCU
Did a lil dirty back in the day finds himself climbing up the ranks through hard work. Owns the mistakes hes made ends up at the top of his career.
Deangelo Barksdale- Tennessee

This a tough one for me. Deangelo wanted out of the game so he can be there for his family realizing itā€™s no end game he has no direction. Tennessee wants to be a winner but donā€™t know how to be. They have Pruitt who I think can do good there
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Dukie- Rutgers

Greg Schiano had it rocking in P-Town idk wtf happened. Dukie was a good kid just was in the wrong situation. They both went from sugar to šŸ’© because of their surroundings. (Rutgers donā€™t belong In the Big10)
Rawls-South Carolina

This nut ass didnā€™t let nobody rock in the department. Like South Carolina offensives never let the Defense get. Break. Rawls had internal issues with his self like the offensive coordinators do
Clay Davis- SEC
Yā€™all gone tell me SEC boosters ainā€™t out there pocketing bribes on recruits like Clay Davis was buying government contracts
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