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All i know so far from watching tons of survival shows is cooooook your food
Cook the shit out of it
Probably cook it some more after that
Cook the shit out of it
Probably cook it some more after that
Also if you hear yourself saying “this is the kind of place where you could slip and fall” then you are 10 seconds min from fucking your own shit up
On day 2 of trying to hunt a single squirrel, it’s important to remember that you are gonna be lucky to get a Snickers’ worth of calories out of that guy so maybe use your time a little more wisely idk
If you haven’t been able to catch a fish in a week, maybe don’t try a new fishing strategy, maybe do idk ANYTHING else
And that’s all i know 
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