Starting the (apparently) very long process of making English muffins from scratch. I made my starter, I& #39;m just, y& #39;know... waiting 12 hours for them to start doing anything. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😅" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit offenem Mund und Angstschweiß" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit offenem Mund und Angstschweiß">

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Well I have to wait for it to rise and ferment a bit, then I can start on actually making them... it& #39;ll be midnight before they& #39;re ready for even step 3. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Mattes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Mattes Gesicht">

Just a bit of a check in. I& #39;m still waiting fourteen lifetimes for the starter to finish. It said I could wait for an hour to twelve hours, but that twelve hours would taste better, and I& #39;m not gonna half-way my first go at English muffins... https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😤" title="Triumphierendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Triumphierendes Gesicht">

Getting too impatient. Making scones.

Grating frozen butter is bullshit of the highest caliber...

Also my phone auto corrected "half-ass" to "half-way".
I& #39;ve had this phone for a year, it should know how much I swear by now...

I accidentally broke this thread when I made my gaming chair tweet so I& #39;m adding the side quest here: https://twitter.com/Lucky102419907/status/1277036763106758658?s=19">https://twitter.com/Lucky1024...