idc if nobody cares abt this sinetron called rasa sayang si abang cupang, i will keep a thread on the story https://twitter.com/chiisanahikari_/status/1276933597358784512

they just had lunch and shes like huh turns out ur good then this bitch came up to them and was like “DON’T STEAL MY BOYFRIEND” bitch you tried to feed him bread just now and he didnt want it!!!

the guy’s having flashbacks to when she accidentally flipped over his cart of beta fish (ikan cupang) and to when this kid was teasing them abt being a couple (“cieeeee”) and this dumbass be like smiling to himself and going i wonder why im thinking of her so much

hes making an aquarium or smth and she showed up and he started staring and the music was like “kamu cantiiiiiik hari iniiiii” wow subtle

oh yeah hes making an aquarium bc the girl asked for it for a friend’s birthday

NO NOT FRIEND IT’S HER CRUSH THE GUY JUST GOT FRIENDZONED

NOW THE MUSIC IS “di situ terkadang saya merasa sedih” AS HE’S MOPING BRO DONT WORRY THIS IS SINETRON YOU’LL GET HER BACK

THERES THIS OTHER EVIL GIRL AND SHE WAS LIKE FLIRTING WITH THE GIRL’S CRUSH AND SHE DROPPED THE AQUARIUM FULL OF IKAN CUPANG

to clarify she was gonna ask him out

the main girl just asked to buy the guy’s entire stock of ikan cupang and im like um why

// tw animal abuse

SHE JUST SMASHED ALL THE FISH TO THE GROUND?!!?????

the guy got mad at her and for good reason bc like thats his job and she got mad and was like frustrated and said like “this is coming from the guy who doesn’t even remember me!”* and then she fainted??

* — the main girl and guy were childhood friends but he had to move so he gave her an ikan cupang. they met again as adults but he doesnt remember her. the fish he gave her passed away shortly after.

so she stole his fish. the one he was gonna enter into a competition.

shes staying over his house for the night (in her expensive party dress) and my mom was going apeshit abt it FBDHCBDKC yes shes watching w me

I WISH I COULD TELL YOU ALL THIS DIALOGUE EXACTLY AS IM HEARING IT BUT MY TYPING IS TOO SLOW

main girl decides to help main guy sell his fish for some reason

evil girl from party pretends to be crush’s girlfriend and shes a dumb actor just bc hes ur boyfriend doesnt mean he gotta do ur homework pls

the crush is revealed to be an asshole who was trying to get girls for a bet. main girl realizes that shes in love with main guy

the kid who teased them made guy admit that he’s in love with her but has insecurities bc shes rich and hes not and the kid says the most amazing line

“masa kamu kalah sama ikan cupang. ikan cupang kan berani hadapi apa yang di depan mata.” (“that makes you lamer than beta fish. at least those are brave enough to fight what’s in front of them.”)

bro i think we should all learn from this kid he knows where it’s at

the crush starts pursuing the main girl but she knows his true colours so shes like nah. during a fish festival (pameran ikan hias) he confronts her and she fights back. she also confesses to the main guy like “he’ll make me happier than you ever will!” and the guy’s shocked duh

guy takes her to the side and is like “did you mean all of that. so you wanna be like my girlfriend!?” and shes like yeah and he’s like the truth is i’ve loved you from the beginning //which i saw coming from ten miles away

~ end of thread ~

rasa sayang si abang cupang was beautifully terrible and i want more of where that came from almost every other sinetron boring as shit