I& #39;m only on Tinder to make it hard for all the dudes who say they& #39;ll never have sex with a woman with a penis.
My experience suggests what men ACTUALLY mean when they say they’ll never have sex with a woman with a penis is they’ll never have sex with a woman with a penis as long as they believe anyone else might find out about it.
I’ve literally had a few go into existential crisis meltdowns in my Tinder DMs. Some seem to think they’re need for me to validate their heterosexuality isn’t a turn off. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">

Like bruh, if I have to convince you it’s fine to fuck me, you cant handle this anyway.
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