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Four years ago, I took @aoife_otoolee to a wild animal safari park for her birthday. It was, probably the best date we've been on so far.
Forthwith, the videos of our misadventure. In mostly chronological order.
Forthwith, the videos of our misadventure. In mostly chronological order.
2/ In which our heroes get up close and personal for the first time.
3/ In which large flightless birds figure prominently.
4/ In which our heroes learn the eldritch truth about zebras.
5/ In which our heroes are startled by a mostly silent animal
6/ In which our hero gets to do something they won't let you do at the Atlanta Zoo.
7/ In which you get an extended close up view of the horror that is Zebra
8/ ZEBRA
9/ In which several unpleasant sounds occur
10/ In which @aoife_otoolee gives into her Grandmotherly Instincts
11/ In which @aoife_otoolee does what she's been trying to do the whole time
12/ In which noises are made, Zebras are confused, I'm STILL going on about Zebras, and then say stupid stuff that may or may not, but probably isn't, true.
13/ In which @aoife_otoolee teaches us what goats are.
14/ In which our heroes meet a couple of dumbasses.
15/ In which the dumbasses outside the car respond to the dumbasses inside the car.
16/ In which the horde arrives
17/ In which it is driven home to our hero that life, surprise surprise, is not always fair.
18/ In which our hero is told, in no uncertain terms, that a zebra wants food.
19/ Cows, man. Just... woooooooooowwww
20/ In which our heroes meet some horny boyz
21/ DO NOT EVER LOOK INSIDE A COW'S MOUTH, I AM WARNING YOU RIGHT NOW YOU WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AFTERWARDS AND NEED SUPPLIES OF DRUGS TO SLEEP AT NIGHT AND KEEP THE DREAMS AWAY.
22/ Quack
24/ In which our hero is viciously assaulted
25/ The single best moment of the single best date that @aoife_otoolee and I have ever had.
26/ The Last animal our heroes encountered
27/ A moment I couldn't remember where it happened in the trip, so it comes here at the end.
28/ Another moment I couldn't remember where it happened.
Bonus Clip: The Second Funniest Joke I've Ever Made At @aoife_otoolee's Expense
