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Four years ago, I took @aoife_otoolee to a wild animal safari park for her birthday. It was, probably the best date we& #39;ve been on so far.
Forthwith, the videos of our misadventure. In mostly chronological order.
Forthwith, the videos of our misadventure. In mostly chronological order.
2/ In which our heroes get up close and personal for the first time.
3/ In which large flightless birds figure prominently.
4/ In which our heroes learn the eldritch truth about zebras.
5/ In which our heroes are startled by a mostly silent animal
6/ In which our hero gets to do something they won& #39;t let you do at the Atlanta Zoo.
7/ In which you get an extended close up view of the horror that is Zebra
8/ ZEBRA
9/ In which several unpleasant sounds occur
10/ In which @aoife_otoolee gives into her Grandmotherly Instincts
11/ In which @aoife_otoolee does what she& #39;s been trying to do the whole time
12/ In which noises are made, Zebras are confused, I& #39;m STILL going on about Zebras, and then say stupid stuff that may or may not, but probably isn& #39;t, true.
13/ In which @aoife_otoolee teaches us what goats are.
14/ In which our heroes meet a couple of dumbasses.
15/ In which the dumbasses outside the car respond to the dumbasses inside the car.
16/ In which the horde arrives
17/ In which it is driven home to our hero that life, surprise surprise, is not always fair.
18/ In which our hero is told, in no uncertain terms, that a zebra wants food.
19/ Cows, man. Just... woooooooooowwww
20/ In which our heroes meet some horny boyz
21/ DO NOT EVER LOOK INSIDE A COW& #39;S MOUTH, I AM WARNING YOU RIGHT NOW YOU WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AFTERWARDS AND NEED SUPPLIES OF DRUGS TO SLEEP AT NIGHT AND KEEP THE DREAMS AWAY.
22/ Quack
24/ In which our hero is viciously assaulted
25/ The single best moment of the single best date that @aoife_otoolee and I have ever had.
26/ The Last animal our heroes encountered
27/ A moment I couldn& #39;t remember where it happened in the trip, so it comes here at the end.
28/ Another moment I couldn& #39;t remember where it happened.
