Why Morrisons’ meal deal is superior to Tesco; a thread.

First of all, let’s just acknowledge the selection offer. With regards to sandwhiches, the ranges are comparable. However, have you ever clocked the snack option at M-dawgs? I just wolfed down 4 onion bhajis, for the same price as a a measly pack of fridge raiders!

Now I went for chicken and bacon Caesar salad. Controversial I know, but yah bois looking to trim that quarantine podge. Not only did M-town’s dressing come in a sachet (compared to Tesco, which comes in a pot you can never truly empty), the bowl was perfect size for mixing.

Now the drink. I feel this is the linchpin of meal deal success. You feel you’ve really cheated the system when you secure a £2 drink on a £3 meal deal. Seriously, I’ve secured a lemon san pellgrino and immediately applied for a season of the apprentice.

If I’m heading home with it, I don’t go for my usual (Coke Zero) because I already have it at home, so I picked something different. I walked out of there with a iced double shot costa caramel latè. I feel like I should be highway man clad, holding up pensioners for their purse!

Now don’t get me wrong, I’m a Leeds alumni chap. It’s sacrilege to blastheim the fabled Blenheim terrace tesco express, where your choice of meal deal combo is more a bearing of your soul to your friends than it is a casual lunch choice.

All I’m saying is, today is the first time I’ve entertained a meal deal as being superior to Tesco. I walked out of that Morrisons with what felt like a tasting menu at an overpriced gastro pub than a quick bite to eat while you’re doing a pandemic shop.

The point of this thread to open people’s eyes how colourful life truly is when you accept the meal deal game is richer than we thought. Take the red pill, Neo. Break free from your ham and cheese chains and come join the lunchtime resistance!