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1 Kashmiri = carpet salesman.
2 Kashmiris = carpet factory.
3 Kashmiris = terrorist outfit.
4 Kashmiris = shoot-at-sight order.

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1 Tam-Brahm = priest at the Vardarajaperumal temple.
2 Tam-Brahms = Maths tuition class.
3 Tam-Brahms = Queue outside the U.S consulate at 4 a.m.
4 Tam-Brahms = Thyagaraja music festival in Santa Clara

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1 Mallu = coconut stall.
2 Mallus = a boat race.
3 Mallus = Gulf job racket.
4 Mallus = oil slick.

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1 UP bhaiyya = a milkman.
2 UP bhaiyyas = halwai shop.
3 UP bhaiyyas = a fist-fight in the UP assembly.
4 UP bhaiyyas = mosque-destruction squad.

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1 Gujju = share-broker in a Bombay train.
2 Gujjus = rummy game in a Bombay train.
3 Gujjus = Bombay 's noisiest restaurant.
4 Gujjus = stock market scam.

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1 Andhraite = chili farmer.
2 Andhraites = software company in New Jersey ..
3 Andhraites = Naxalite outfit.
4 Andhraites = song-and-dance number in a Telugu movie.

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1 Mumbaikar = footpath vada-pav stall.
2 Mumbaikars= film studio.
3 Mumbaikars = slum.
4 Mumbaikars = The number of people standing on your foot in the train at rush hour.

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1 Sindhi = currency racket.
2 Sindhis = papad factory.
3 Sindhis = duplicate goods shop in Ulhasnagar ...
4 Sindhis = Hong Kong Retail Traders Association. .

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1 Marwari = The neighbourhood foodstuffs adulterator.
2 Marwaris = 50% of Calcutta
3 Marwaris = Finish off all Gujaratis & Sindhis.
4 Marwaris = Threaten the Jews as a community.

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1 Haryanavi = wrestler by design
2 Haryanavis = agriculture.
3 Haryannavis = Lathi squad.
4 Haryanavis = actually just one was enough.

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1 kannadiga = deve gowda
2 kannadigas = deve gowda + Kumarswamy
3 kannadigas = rivals of deve gowda family
4 Kannadigas = total no of kannadigas in bengaluru

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1 Bihari = Laloo Prasad Yadav .
2 Biharis = booth-capturing squad.
3 Biharis = train capture.
4 Biharis = caste riots
5 Biharis = entire literate population of Patna ...

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1 Bengali = poet.
2 Bengalis = a film society.
3 Bengalis = political party.
4 Bengalis = two political parties.
More than four Bengalis = Countrywide agitation to bring Ganguly into Team.

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1 Punjabi = 100 kg hulk named Pinky.
2 Punjabis = Pinky with his bigger brother Twinky.
3 Punjabis = assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local McDonalds
4 Punjabis = chicken coop emptied
5 Punjabis = off to Kanadda

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1 Paxani = Goat Husband
2 Paxtanis = Cry over Kashmir
3 Paxtanis = Hindu/Baloch Killers
4 Paxtanis = London Grooming Gang

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1 Dumeel = Yoseppu Visai Fan
2 Dumeels = Movie Halls
3 Dumeels = Meme Creators
4 Dumeels = Silly Agitators
5 Dumeels = Outside TASMAC

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1 Marxist = Sitaram Yechury
2 Marxists = Sonia's Chappals
3 Marxists = Pregnant Drug Party
4 Marxists = News Channel
5 Marxists = JNU