Rating Chris Evans characters based on whether I could beat them in a fight: A thread

Scale: 1-10. 1= I would win, 10=they would win

Disclaimer: I made this entirely for fun. This is inspired by numerous videos I’ve seen on tiktok.

Colin Shea (What’s Your Number):

Definitely could beat him in a fight. No question about it.

Rating: 1/10

Nick Vaughan (Before We Go):

I love him, but I think I’d win. All it took in the movie was one punch and he was down.

Rating: 1/10

Frank Adler (Gifted):

Lowkey think he’s got some fighting ability. Could go either way.

Rating: 5/10

Ransom Drysdale (Knives Out):

He’d pull out a knife and $tab me. He’d definitely win.

Rating: 10/10

Steve Rogers:

Is this even a question??

Rating: 10/10

Me (from Playing It Cool)

Idk he talks tough but he ain’t

Rating: 4/10

Ari Levinson (The Red Sea Diving Resort):

Ain’t he in like the military?? Yeah, no. I’d LOSE

Rating: 10/10

Andy Barber (Defending Jacob):

He seems like a fighter. I think I’d lose.

Rating: 7/10

Harvard Hottie (The Nanny Diaries):

Nah. I’d win.

Rating: 1/10

Jake Jensen (The Losers):

He’d win. Definitely

Rating: 10/10

Curtis Everett (Snowpiercer):

A good chop with his axe and I’d be done.

Rating: 10/10

Kyle (The Perfect Score):

He looks like he’d lose.

Rating: 1/10

Mike Weiss (Puncture):

Nah. I think it’s pretty even.

Rating: 5/10

Nick Gant (Push):

Ain’t he like telepathic?? He’s got an advantage.

Rating: 7/10

Jake Wyler (Not Another Teen Movie):

He’s all talk, but PERHAPS if I had an off day he could win.

Rating: 2/10

Lucas Lee (Scott Pilgrim vs the World):

I mean Scott Pilgrim beat him didn’t he?? I probably could.

Rating: 4/10

Johnny Storm (Fantastic Four):

The fire powers are a big advantage.

Rating: 7/10

Ryan (Cellular):

I mean....maybe?? Idk man. It seems pretty even.

Rating: 5/10

Cary Baston (Opposite Sex):

He’s a dumb high schooler. High school boys ain’t tough. From what I’ve seen, I’d win

Rating: 1/10