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Sopranos characters as college football teams. A thread.
Tony Soprano. Georgia.
Serious power, but has some serious problems. Can’t really put it all together. If he does? Watch out.
Serious power, but has some serious problems. Can’t really put it all together. If he does? Watch out.
Junior Soprano. Tennessee.
Has been. Still a factor in the grand scheme of things but can’t stop talking about the past. Demands respect, even though he probably doesn’t deserve it.
Has been. Still a factor in the grand scheme of things but can’t stop talking about the past. Demands respect, even though he probably doesn’t deserve it.
Silvio. Oklahoma State.
A great second tier team. When asked to become #1 he just can’t do it.
A great second tier team. When asked to become #1 he just can’t do it.
Christopher. Miami.
Some serious potential but keep getting into trouble. Everybody roots for him but he keeps fucking up. Can’t really trust him even after giving him a million chances.
Some serious potential but keep getting into trouble. Everybody roots for him but he keeps fucking up. Can’t really trust him even after giving him a million chances.
Paulie. Hawaii.
Everyone loves him. Couldn’t imagine college football without him. Fun. Just don’t expect too much.
Everyone loves him. Couldn’t imagine college football without him. Fun. Just don’t expect too much.
AJ. UCF.
Doesn’t make much sense. It’s success is infuriating because you can’t really knock it.
Doesn’t make much sense. It’s success is infuriating because you can’t really knock it.
Carmella. Texas.
Annoying. You kinda feel bad when things go wrong but got itself into this situation. All the money in the world but is riddled with problems.
Annoying. You kinda feel bad when things go wrong but got itself into this situation. All the money in the world but is riddled with problems.
Meadow. Oklahoma.
You like her you think? Not sure. Kind of annoying but at least she isn’t Texas.
You like her you think? Not sure. Kind of annoying but at least she isn’t Texas.
Noah Tannenbaum. Michigan.
Fucking prick.
Fucking prick.
Ralph. Notre Dame.
He’s a made guy based on history, but everything about him pisses you off. Especially when he wins.
He’s a made guy based on history, but everything about him pisses you off. Especially when he wins.
Bobby. Army.
Always shows up. You’re gonna hate Bobby Baccala? Really?
Always shows up. You’re gonna hate Bobby Baccala? Really?
Janice. Texas A&M.
Why are you the way you are?
Why are you the way you are?
Jackie Jr. Rutgers.
Wants to be respected because of the past (home of the birth of CFB) but come on, everyone knows he is a joke.
Wants to be respected because of the past (home of the birth of CFB) but come on, everyone knows he is a joke.
Livia Soprano. Kansas.
You just wish the lord would take them now.
You just wish the lord would take them now.
Artie Bucco. Missouri.
People forget he’s there. He wants to be more than he is but come on, he’s Artie Bucco. Just be thankful for where you are.
People forget he’s there. He wants to be more than he is but come on, he’s Artie Bucco. Just be thankful for where you are.
Gloria. Auburn.
Hot. Really hot. But psycho.
Hot. Really hot. But psycho.
Big Pussy. Florida State.
Used to be able to trust him. Now? Yeah right.
Used to be able to trust him. Now? Yeah right.
Vito. Georgia Tech.
Pretending to be something he’s not. Go back to the triple-option!
(H/t @rocklandvinny)
Pretending to be something he’s not. Go back to the triple-option!
(H/t @rocklandvinny)
Adrianna. Arkansas.
Will get caught in a car accident that raises concerns about a potential affair that ruins the program.
Will get caught in a car accident that raises concerns about a potential affair that ruins the program.
Dr. Melfi. Wisconsin.
She’s not gonna give you anything easy. Consistent. Will expose your weaknesses.
She’s not gonna give you anything easy. Consistent. Will expose your weaknesses.
