It’s been a tremendously bleak week. Well done for getting through it. Here are some ridiculous news stories about badgers. 1/7
This badger stole an entire crate of cheese from inside a woman’s house. 2/7 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7290029/Hungry-hungry-badger-Cheeky-animal-steals-entire-crate-cheese-inside-womans-house.html">https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...
This badger passed out on a beach surrounded by seven empty beer bottles. 3/7 https://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/jul/29/badger-recovering-in-shelter-after-being-found-drunk-on-polish-beach">https://www.theguardian.com/world/201...
This badger wants to be a cat very badly. 4/7 https://metro.co.uk/2017/10/19/badger-breaks-into-cats-home-steals-his-food-and-sleeps-in-his-bed-7013392/">https://metro.co.uk/2017/10/1...
This badger got hammered on overripe cherries and ended up blocking a German road. 5/7 https://www.expatica.com/de/uncategorized/drunk-badger-blocks-german-road-92478/">https://www.expatica.com/de/uncate...
This badger is a seasoned bandit who has been sneaking into a house through the cat flap so it can steal food out of the fridge. 6/7 https://metro.co.uk/2020/06/13/badger-raids-womans-kitchen-sneaking-cat-flap-12846489/">https://metro.co.uk/2020/06/1...
And finally, this badger fell through the ceiling of a branch of Superdrug. (Apparently the badger is being honoured with a commemorative plaque, so that’s nice.) 7/7 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-51465756">https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-e...