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Signs that you are paranoid - a thread
-It takes you 30 seconds or more to analyze what "unmute" means
-You disabled the camera in the computer (not just in the zoom call) but still worried that your boss/teacher will see you stuffing yourself with pancakes during a zoom call
-It takes you 30 seconds or more to analyze what "unmute" means
-You disabled the camera in the computer (not just in the zoom call) but still worried that your boss/teacher will see you stuffing yourself with pancakes during a zoom call
-You disabled the camera in your computer settings
-After disabling, you taped the webcam shut
-You disabled the microphone setting in your computer settings
-You have camera and microphone blocker apps installed in your phone
-After disabling, you taped the webcam shut
-You disabled the microphone setting in your computer settings
-You have camera and microphone blocker apps installed in your phone
-You want to install a call recording app but you are scared that the app might leak your calls
-You have a VPN
-You have multiple email accounts
-You send a BCC to your other email when sending emails to make sure that they are sent
-You have a VPN
-You have multiple email accounts
-You send a BCC to your other email when sending emails to make sure that they are sent
-You have an email tracker just to check if a recipient has opened your email
-You turned on automatic forwarding to your main email account
-You have an anonymous Twitter account to express yourself better without fear or doxing or identity theft
-You turned on automatic forwarding to your main email account
-You have an anonymous Twitter account to express yourself better without fear or doxing or identity theft
-Your social media accounts have different lives
-You know that Facebook tracks your off-Facebook activities and turned off that setting
-You know that Google profiles your account based on your search history and turned off that setting too
-You know that Facebook tracks your off-Facebook activities and turned off that setting
-You know that Google profiles your account based on your search history and turned off that setting too
-You check the ad and privacy settings of the social media platforms you are in
-You message yourself in Facebook to see how a message will look like
-You have your own secret Facebook group to check how a post or photo will appear when you post it
-You message yourself in Facebook to see how a message will look like
-You have your own secret Facebook group to check how a post or photo will appear when you post it
-You copyread before posting (esp. when using the account with your real name)
-You have limited Facebook friends. Who needs 3,000 Facebook friends when 2,000 of them might be selling your data??
-You have limited Facebook friends. Who needs 3,000 Facebook friends when 2,000 of them might be selling your data??
-Your Facebook account will not appear when you Google your name
-Facebook users cannot add you as a friend unless you have mutual Facebook friends
-The "Only me" setting in Facebook is a gift
-You are "offline" in Facebook messenger since 2013
-Facebook users cannot add you as a friend unless you have mutual Facebook friends
-The "Only me" setting in Facebook is a gift
-You are "offline" in Facebook messenger since 2013
-You have no apps or games connected to your Facebook account
-You are torn between being impressed and paranoid that Netflix knows your movie preferences
-You don& #39;t have Tiktok
-You change your passwords regularly
-You are torn between being impressed and paranoid that Netflix knows your movie preferences
-You don& #39;t have Tiktok
-You change your passwords regularly
-You don& #39;t use a password manager. You list your passwords in a sheet of paper and insert it in a notebook known only to you and you update it every time you change passwords
-You phone and computer are always password-protected
-You phone and computer are always password-protected
-You want to try using Tor but are too scared to do so
-You avoid Chinese technologies because of privacy concerns
-You are on full alert when using mobile or online banking
-The "payment" is not done unless your utility provider sends you a notification or receipt
-You avoid Chinese technologies because of privacy concerns
-You are on full alert when using mobile or online banking
-The "payment" is not done unless your utility provider sends you a notification or receipt
-You keep and scan receipts. You only throw the physical receipts after a year
-The only payment option you know is "cash upon delivery"
-You only use Paypal for online transactions
-You don& #39;t link Paypal to your main bank account
-The only payment option you know is "cash upon delivery"
-You only use Paypal for online transactions
-You don& #39;t link Paypal to your main bank account
-You google any random person who sent you an email or Facebook request
-You try googling the anonymous number who calls or texts you
-You immediately close tab when you see ad pop-outs and the website starts asking for your real name and bank account details
-You try googling the anonymous number who calls or texts you
-You immediately close tab when you see ad pop-outs and the website starts asking for your real name and bank account details
-You know what MLM and pyramid schemes are
-Herbalife, Nuskin, and questionable vitamin supplements are in your list of things to avoid
-You want to have an inventory of the things you own but it& #39;s too tedious and you are scared that the database might get leaked
-Herbalife, Nuskin, and questionable vitamin supplements are in your list of things to avoid
-You want to have an inventory of the things you own but it& #39;s too tedious and you are scared that the database might get leaked