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Here you go @davidappell, I fixed it specifically for you.
I would like to announce my retirement from expecting to be taken seriously.
Everyone watch the mail for your refund checks.
Every once in a while I have one of these encounters and I’m briefly indignant until I remember that this is what Twitter is like all the time for everyone except white men.
If anyone is looking for a freelance science writer I have a great recommendation.
