fictional characters i love but admittedly, probably don’t shower - a thread
1. jet - atla. he doesn’t buy into the capitalistic idea of buying ‘hygiene products’
2. john murphy - t100. maybe he showers in the later seasons but i cannot for the life of me think of him deciding that taking a shower between s1-4 would be a necessary act
3. lola lecomte. it’s the depression :(
4. theo raeken - teen wolf. he showers in s5 and maybe still in s6 whenever he has an access to one but he definitely doesn’t wash his hair...
5. spike - btvs. he doesn’t look like he’s dirty but where the hell does he keep a shower in his cript....it’s just not realistic that he does. unless he sneaks into other people’s homes and showers there
6. matteo florenzi - druck. you just know he doesn’t unless he’s forced to by david or mia
faith lehane - btvs/ats. i’d say it was her turn to darkness that made her musky but she was like that even before so...i guess it was just her natural state. thank god for btvs s7 tho !!! clean queen <3
breakdown azula - atla. someone give her a long calming bath PLEASE
end of thread for now 💕💕💕
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