Real quotes from seeing my family for the the first time in three months: a thread.

1.) “Aren’t you afraid they’re going to microchip us.”

2.) “Well the flu has killed more people, they don’t get us all hyped up for that.”

3.) “Hands up Jesse has his mask on.”

4.) *me refusing to eat because I saw somebody blatantly touch the food* “Shut up Jesse you’re being dramatic.”

5.) “I am free from the prison mask.”

The south gonna have six more feet to “rise again” cause they are all gonna die. It’s ridiculous how republicans have made a fucking virus political.