Read on Twitter
Honestly if there was Twitter during Arashi’s dark years (‘00-‘05), I’d be that stan account alternately lamenting about how my oddball but talented fave is massively underrated (
) to giving Jun shit about being emo af lmao (plus gifs of crack from their shady bangumis lmao)
) to giving Jun shit about being emo af lmao (plus gifs of crack from their shady bangumis lmao)
Hypothetical dark age Twitter Arashians: /posts cursed clip of Ohno eating expired things and liking it
General public: who is that *why* is he like that
General public: who is that *why* is he like that
Hypothetical dark age Twitter Arashians: is...is Jun drifting apart from Sho???
Early SJ adopters: ...what’s happening is this hate not love???
Early SJ adopters: ...what’s happening is this hate not love???
Hypothetical dark age Twitter Arashians: JE is trash like when will they give Arashi what they DESERVE? They’re so underrated?? Why are they prioritizing this NEWS group like they would rather debut a million juniors than focus on 5 talented boys??
...but ok that Yamapi is cute
...but ok that Yamapi is cute
Hypothetical dark age Twitter Arashians: WHEN WILL PEOPLE RECOGNIZE THE NATIONAL TREASURE THAT IS SAKURAI SHO??? LIKE, GRADUATED KEIO ECONOMICS IN AN ARMANI SUIT HE BOUGHT HIMSELF, LIKE ALL OTHER JOHNNY’S: POOR, ILLITERATE, UGLY, CAN’T RAP
STAN SAKURAI SHO
STAN SAKURAI SHO
Hypothetical dark age Twitter Arashians: ...look y’all say you’re fans but you’re LAZY you’re breaking Jun’s heart like maybe if you guys ACTUALLY trooped down to the nearest HMV or Tower Records and bought Arashi’s records they’d get better numbers??? Y’all are disgusting like
Hypothetical dark age Twitter Arashians: why is Nino so jobless like do something about it, Johnny-san!!!!
Hypothetical dark age Twitter Arashians: Lmao so Aiba-chan’s gonna be a regular in some zoo show like I’m so proud don’t get me wrong BUT WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE AN ANIMAL SHOW like it’s so aiba yes but why doesn’t it feel like mgmt is trolling Arashi like???
like it’s so aiba yes but why doesn’t it feel like mgmt is trolling Arashi like???
Hypothetical dark age Twitter Arashians: ...it’s as if the golden age never happened and management completely forgot about Arashi 
but we’re used to this I guess Japan will just never experience *greatness*, even when it’s handed to them on a plate
but we’re used to this I guess Japan will just never experience *greatness*, even when it’s handed to them on a plate
...lol I can go on forever but yeah!!! So easy to forget about their roots. But that makes everything that we have all the more precious today. Oh, Arashi. 
My 5 forever!
My 5 forever!
