The family group text is all about an attempt to free a beaver and I am LOSING IT

*the beaver, stuck in a pond overflow drain*

my dad: well, we’ve gotta come up with a way to just yunno get IN there

my sister: look, how deep you’ve gotta go man

my dad: oh no the ball has popped with inches to go

That was a paraphrase but this is not

THERE ARE VIDEOS AND IMMA DIE MY VERY MORMON FAMILY DOES NOT EVEN REALIZE WHAT THEY ARE SAYING RIGHT NOW

I am going straight to hell omg

they are so innocent they do not understand and I just

God this is so relatable tho

I should probably not say something naughty I should probably not say something naughty I should pro

Heather has accused me of being a 13yo boy and yet WHO WAS IT who texted this

Well this has taken a Dark Turn

Not a lot of experience with the beavers I guess

Now accepting submissions TY
https://twitter.com/morebookstofind/status/1276694585620586497?s=21 https://twitter.com/morebookstofind/status/1276694585620586497

Also relatable

I am deceased

https://twitter.com/jenmarie_42/status/1276692653430706178?s=21 https://twitter.com/jenmarie_42/status/1276692653430706178

Good news I will have one sibling in hell with me

Oh no my mom has realized something is not right!

Unexpected commentary on lesbian culture idk I feel called out

Bless them

Nice