1. Imagine you said "hey look at that dog!"

And the people around you freaked out and said "omg! that's species-ist! we are all equal!"

And you're like

"Wtf I just said look at that dog I didn't do anything"

And everyone goes "shut up! stop it! species-ism is not cool!"

2. And you're like wtf is going on wtf is "species-ism"

Meanwhile you notice some squirrels rubbing their tiny squirrel hands and going:

"Ha ha ha! Our plan is going as intended! The non-squirrels are fully brainwashed. Soon the world will be ours!"

3. And so you say

"Hey! It's these squirrels! They're up to something!"

Again everyone around you freaks the fuck out. They say:

"Stop! That's very offensive! The squirrels are nothing but innocent victims. Everyone knows 6 million squirrels died in the squirrelcaust"

4. You say:

"The squirrelcaust? Wtf?"

"Yes. When 6 million squirrels were thrown into squirrel torture death machines. For absolutely no reason. Haven't you ever seen any Squirrelwood movies?"

5. So you look into the Squirrelwood movie studios and it turns out they're all owned by squirrels

And you look at the TV channels and the newspapers and record labels and you see squirrels everywhere

6. And you turn the TV on and you see a squirrel saying

"You are guilty of species-ism. Species-ism is your original sin. A cat was murdered yesterday by an evil species-ist. We must fight species-ism.

7. And so you start understanding what they're doing

Because they are squirrels they needed to brainwash your society into never discriminating against different species in order to be able to infiltrate and take over everything

8. Meanwhile your military is half a world away fighting wars for Squirrelland while the retards are glued to their TVs watching squirrels say "Squirrelland is our greatest ally. We must defend Squirrelland."

9. And you try explaining the situation to people

That your country has been hijacked by squirrels

But they don't listen to you because they start calling you words like "species-ist" and freaking out about the "Squirrelcaust"

10. As a matter of fact people have been so brainwashed with "animal equality" propaganda that you can't even say "hey look that's a dog" because that is "species-ism" and socially forbidden to notice out loud https://twitter.com/newhandleguys/status/1275971231502733312

11. This bizarre scenario is exactly what's happening to your society

Instead of squirrels it's Js

And instead of "speciesism" it's "racism"

Both words and concepts are 100% imaginary and made up https://twitter.com/newhandleguys/status/1269814539874336771

12. But it's too late for you to notice this now cause the squirrels have controlled the TV channels and Squirrelwood studios and government for the past 5 generations and every politician in your country is effectively loyal to Squirrelland now

13. As a matter of fact the biggest war in human history 75 years ago was your country sending 400 thousand young Americans to their deaths in Europe to kill a man with a mustache who said "it's these fucking squirrels they're trying to take over the world"

14. And so you can't even mention the word "squirrel" negatively without the brainwashed retards instantly comparing you to evil mustache man who committed the Squirrelcaust

15. And so you create a twitter account to maybe find some not-so-brainwashed people that you can talk to about the situation

And you find some

16. But twitter instantly deletes your account cause it turns out this organization called the Anti-Non-Squirrel League run by squirrels has all this political power and they're pressuring social media companies into censoring any criticism of squirrels or their squirrel agenda

17. And then you find out that a part of your dick was chopped off without your consent when you were a baby

Because squirrels consider that to be a sign of squirrel supremacy and a way of marking you as their squirrel property

And they lied to your parents and tricked them

18. And you go out on the street and you see young girls walking around with dogs not as their pets/friends but as their partners

And you notice squirrels not too far away rubbing their tiny squirrel hands going "yeeees yeeees fuck that dog fuck it"

And you're like holy shit

19. So you walk up to that group of squirrels and you say "You fucking assholes. You are sick! You are perverted and twisted! You are evil!"

And they start freaking out and screaming

"Help! Help! We are being persecuted! Oh no, it's like another Squirrelcaust!"

20. And so the entire government and all the law enforcement agencies come down on you and throw your ass in prison

And the president appears on national TV saying "we must protect our precious squirrels. No tolerance for anti-Squirrelism. Never forget the Squirrelcaust"

21. And you're like fuck this shit this is all gay and retarded

22. Meanwhile your friends and family all hate you now cause the President called you a "Homo-Sapiens Supremacist" on national TV

And they are now going to pass laws to censor the Homo Sapiens and fight Homo Sapiens Supremacy

23. So now it's illegal to say things like

"It's OK To Be Homo Sapiens"

or

"Homo Sapiens Lives Matter"

and while they're at it they're also making it illegal to question any part of the "Squirrelcaust" story

24. And the people who could stop this (99% of the population) are so simultaneously retarded and brainwashed that they can't see the obvious situation

That squirrels have hijacked their country and are plotting their destruction