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Dear White House Correspondents' Association @whca

Let me explain what your shrewish poseurs are too stupid to grasp, despite the Task Force all but spelling it out:

THE PROTESTORS CAUSED THE COVID-19 FLAREUPS.

Not @realDonaldTrump
ALL the numbers were going down until the protests started.

MILLENNIALS are the fastest-growing group of infected people.

THEY WENT ALL OVER THE COUNTRY TO PROTEST.

The CDC asked protesters to get checked, AND I'LL BE DAMNED!

The came back positive.
I heard a fishwife screech at Pence that Trump staffers tested positive in Tulsa.

Her braindead implication was that they PICKED IT UP in Tulsa.

SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW THE INCUBATION PERIOD OF COVID-19.

Your people are USELESS. They're like Stone Age journalists.
AGAIN, states were open for TWO MONTHS before the numbers started going up, and it's YOUNG MORONS who are infected.

All the protests that YOU CHEERED ON caused this.

And guess what?

ALL SANE PEOPLE KNOW THIS.
The Democrats are going to be grilled in butter in November.

Leftists ruin everything.

Well, it's TOO LATE.

You're done.

Trump and the GOP win.

Say hello to 1972!
Look at all that beautiful red!

THE VIETNAM WAR WAS STILL RAGING.

THE TERRORISM HAD BEGUN.

Nixon ran against George McGovern.

Wanna hear something hilarious?
But since The Hill is part of today's Stone Age journalism, they can't grasp modern reality.
"Nearly all current Republican office holders take positions well to the right of the liberal Richard Nixon wing of the party that McGovern lost to, while Democratic lawmakers have changed less."
"But the manifesto of a radical leftist from the early 1970s shows that modern Democratic candidates have moved at least as far to the left as Republicans have to the right."
Let's see a show of hands:

How many people think that today's GOP is "far right"?

ALL OF JOURNALISM IS DISORIENTED.

This is what comes from having no factual knowledge on any subject.

All you're doing is barking like dogs.
AND TRUMP'S GOING TO OBLITERATE THE DEMOCRATS.

They're Stone Age politicians on LSD.

Remember the cartoonist George Booth?

He predicted the state of today's journalism and academia.
Just read it all out loud.

You'll get it.

Stone Age English.

Make sure to screech it like a fishwife.
To recap:

We don't need Trump to send in tanks.

There isn't a second wave of COVID-19.

The flareups were caused by young imbeciles going all over the country to act out and engage in useless ritual.

Trump is headed for 1972.
Ask @parscale and @JaredKusher.

(No, don't. They're busy. Ask them MENTALLY.)

The end of the Task Force briefing is a crescendo of female yowling.

You have NO IDEA how off-putting to all sane people.

So keep doing it.

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