This is what 2020 feels like to me and I want out now.

In case you're curious, that Cabin in the Woods hashtag prompted me to look up this movie I watched when I was about fifteen. I remember thinking the movie was CREEPY!, emphasis on CREEPY!

The first thing I thought when I saw this clip was, "The way 2020's going, we're gonna find out this writer is really a serial killer and was hiding it behind the script."

Two things:
A writer doesn't have to actively *do* the things they write about to make up a good story.

Why is he talking to his agent like that? He's a nightmare client.

I also laughed at 9:27, when he pulls her hair and we're expected to believe an entire at-least-100-lb human just comes up out of the water rather than that he rips her hair out of her scalp.

Have you ever pulled a woman's hair? It...doesn't work like that.

Please don't let me come back here again tonight, I'm supposed to be focusing on my own work.