The way we shout Nigeria is this Nigeria is that, what’s there to be proud of in Nigeria? Hospitals trash, no electricity, bad roads, corrupt police, corrupt politicians, lack of opportunities to develop, bad network, poor transportation system?
To get jobs is difficult, you get the job you don’t get paid then you complain, then your boss threatens your life, security is terrible, boko haram is killing people in the north, a senator beat a woman and is still in government??
A governor was caught collecting bribe on video and he is still in power? A country where people’s lives don’t matter unless you are rich and can afford to bribe? A country where a celebrity was accused of rape by a woman, he then in turn kidnaps the woman...
The idiot now used her twitter account to promote his new video? A country where there is a compulsory demand for people to serve for a year mandatorily but people get rejected from their PPA’s because of their states of origin?
A country where it’s easier for terrorists to get national identity cards and permanent voters cards than for law abiding citizens. A country that is so religious to the extent that the religious leaders are owning private jets to the glory of the Lord
A country that is so religious that they would rather pay for pilgrimage for the citizens than to build factories or boost the health care system. A country where they tell you that you are the leaders of tomorrow but the same set of people hold the leadership reigns since 1981
A country so united that an Igbo man can never be president because the people from the north feel it’s their birth right to be in charge of the country.
A country so united, that all the top most leaders in the military are from a particular part of the country.

A country that ignores death of its own citizens and does a press release in solidarity with another country’s own.
A country that doesn’t pay its national team footballers their salaries or bonuses until they are embarrassed on a national stage

A country where Uber drivers feel it’s their right to talk down on female passengers and get them to be submissive to them
A country that you would never be able to prosper or make tangible headway in until you bribe your way.

After you escape from the hell hole and become successful, watch how abike dabiri would be the first to tweet about how Nigeria has great minds
A country that makes life difficult for you for no reason.

A country where leaders feel it’s okay to steal money from the people and keep in their personal accounts.
A country where it’s international airport in Lagos does not have WIFI or working air conditioning inside,

if you manage to get visa to escape the demons wearing immigration uniform demand for money from you at every corner and every point you stop.
A country where you could just be walking home from with your wife then police arrests you as a yahoo boy then your wife as a prostitute. The policemen now proceed to rape your wife with pure water nylon
A country where the average mindset of people is to outsmart the other person, and are quick to heap praises on fraudsters.

A country where people sell their votes for N500 or a bag of rice or beans
A country so great that it’s graduates have to go to schools abroad in order to get jobs and better life.

A country so great that you have to write IELTS to prove that your first degree was in English 🤡
A country where the president is an absolute buffoon and is clueless about everything, while the Vice President who is a professor of law is spineless and can’t stand for his people
Nigeria would kill your soul first with frustration and suffering, then kill you maybe with a trailer or probably it’s elite police force or boko haram. If you are unlucky it’s going to be a slow painful death of living continuously in this hell hole
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