While Johnny Depp is trending, a quick reminder that he lost Jack Sparrow because of false allegations from Amber Heard, who abused him, severed his finger and shat in his bed.

His defamation trial against the Sun (he’s suing them for calling him a “wifebeater”) is in two weeks.

Also a quick summary of the latest happenings re. the Johnny Depp case.

Amber Heard’s lawyer (who was happy to represent Harvey Weinstein) withdrew from representing her.

Amanda de Cadanet (MeToo Activist) withdrew her support for Amber.

The rats are fleeing the sinking ship.

Melanie Inglesias (makeup artist who assisted Amber with the hoax) tried and failed to get out of testifying.

She made a witness statement with false details when she was confident that the case would be dismissed.

It wasn’t.

She lied under oath and now she can’t escape it.

Oh, yeah. And Amber was having an affair with Elon Musk while she was married to Johnny. Plus a threesome with him and Cara Delevingne.

It’s been credibly rumoured he’s been assisting with paying her legal bills. Blackmail is likely involved somewhere. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8458495/amp/Amber-Heard-called-Elon-Musk-Rocketman-texts.html

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