hannibal livetweeting bc im forced to: a thread

he's washing the dog

OMG MORE DOGS!!

when is hannibal gonna appear i wanna see sum cooking !!

"he won't get too close" i think he will !

homie put the girl back bc she has liver cancer

FOOD!!!!!! :DDD

BRO!! is he gonna work on his own case

this cop is annoying i hope hannibal eats him

HE'S GONNA FEED HIM HUMAN MEAT

he's literally called hannibal and they can't figure it out

"jack thinks i need therapy" jack is right

"i bet it's marijuana" boy if you don't shut the fuck up

BRUHHH THAT'S SO FREAKY

there are mushrooms growing out of the body

HELL YEA HE KILLED THE REPORTER!!! I HOPE I THINK

wait he didn't kill her?? :((

poor deer baby

DOGGIES!!! :D

watching ep4 !

hannibal w the doggies !!

abigail is annoying

HE'S FEEDING JACK HUMAN MEAT!! :D

bro he's giving drugs to a teen

don't do that to jack he's a good guy !!!!!!!!!!!

BRO HE'S SNIFFING WILL

bro what jack is doing is not ok if will wants to quit let him??? don't fucking guilt trip him into staying

HOLD ON is ep6 interview thingy scene a reference to silence of the lambs???

if so that's so cool

i love all the scenes with hannibal man

is hannibal the chesapeake ripper¿????????

BROOO he killed miriam lass :D

i shouldn't sound so happy about that

anyway-

damn the opera singing scene when the camera comes out of that woman's throat is rlly weird

she's just screaming man why r u crying

WAIT WHERE DO I KNOW THIS GUY FROM

he starred somewhere but i can't remember

fantastic beasts i think

is he gonna eat tobias

if i had to guess which one is a cannibal based on looks only i'd still choose hannibal ?? + he's literally named HANNIBAL ???

that fantastic beasts dude is really annoying i hope hannibal eats him

im not completely sure if it's the same guy but u know what? im just gonna stick w it

how is THIS scene giving me second hand embarassment but i feel nothing but delight when they show fucked up mutilated bodies and five litres of blood

this is painful pls just eat him

this dude is so weird i hate him

"i think something pink" hol up

DUUUDE HE SPLIT HIM IN HALF THATS SO SICK

why does everyone in this show have hallucinations

BROOOOOO HE KEEPS RECIPES AND BUSINESS CARDS SO SICK

i LOVE the cooking scenes

"*jokingly* rippers making sausage" scene cuts to ripper making sausage

ew annoying guy is here can hannibal eat him already

i HATE him !!!!!!!!!!!! can he die thx

fbi gang: *talking about this and that and how they can find the chesapeake ripper* we can- hey hannibal what r u doing

hannibal: *taking down notes* oh don't mind me lol

fbi gang: aight anyway-

watching ep8 !

TOBIAS IS EVIL ??????????

hannibal always makes these serial killers have a ~deep motive~ which is very cool and all but SO unrealistic

serial killers in hannibal: i am going to beautifully cut up this person to deal with my issues and eat sum liver lol :D

serial killers irl: i hate women

NOOO THE ANNOYING GUY IS BACK

some dumbass circus is doing a loud ass announcement and i can't watch rn !!!!!

pls can this annoying guy just die already!!!!!!

how does hannibal know literally everything?? gutting people and cooking and psychology and classical music???

BRUHHHHH NO DON'T KISS HER WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOOOOOOO

thats so cringe bye

i hate this so much

sir that is your FRIEND

hell yea shoot him down!!

wait no tobias don't kill franklyn!! i hate him but he doesn't deserve that

"i didn't poison you i wouldn't do that to the food" iconic i think

BROOO HE KILLED FRANKLYN JUST LIKE THAT :D :D :D

BRO IM CRYING WHAT DOES HE THINK HE IS A NINJA

i'm crying he thought he did something

"i was worried u were dead" . huh ,

interesting

btw should i continue livetweeting or should i stop?? i don't wanna spam y'all tls if u don't care

watching e9

oh wow

that's a big pile

abigail

bro fuck ur dad

freddie

bro fuck ur manipulation

poor abigail bruh

watching ep 11!

fuck dr gideon annoying bitch

BROOO THE TONGUE IS MOVING :D :D

watching ep 12 !!

HANNIBAL IS TRYING TO FRAME WILL !!!?,!$($?

IS WILL GONNA KILL ABIGAIL!???????

HANNIBAL MANIPULATED ABIGAIL SO HE COULD CONDUCT AN EXPERIMENT????;_($; SO SICK

abigail: omg u killed marissa???? u wanted me to kill nick boyle????? :o

hannibal: it was just a social experiment

someone explain what the FUCK is will even doing

there's demons up in this motherfucker now

HE THREW UP AN EAR WHAT THE FUCK

I THOUGHT THAT WAS ONE OF HIS HALLUCINATIONS???? DID HE EAT AN EAR DEADASS???

wait is the cabin thing w abigail and will real or not??

OH MY GOD THAT'S WHY HE WAS MAKING A LURE IN LIKE EP3 THIS WAS HIS PLAN ALL ALONG?? WHAT A GENIOUS???????

i'm losing my mind

SO WHAT NO MAJOR PLOT TWIST???