Rating Woodgate’s tenure at Middlesbrough

Part 1 - August to November.

Will do a part 2 if this is well received

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Luton 3-3 Boro

As Fletcher scored I thought to myself “The first of many this season”

Should’ve won if not for Britt reclining at the penalty kick. The defence looked disorganised, but surely we’d sort that out later in the season.

First Wingy banger of the season.

7/10
Boro 0 - 1 Brentford

Solid performance despite the result, should’ve won 2-1 but for the two wrongly disallowed goals.

Ollie Watkin’s tap in ultimately seemed our fate.

6/10
Boro 2-2p Crewe

“He’s my number 9, he’ll step up and score the next one” - Woodgate on Britt’s penalty miss vs Luton.

Words that would come back to haunt him. Nice to see the younger players get a game but the performance and result underwhelming.

4/10
Blackburn 1-0 Boro

They always score against their old club. New signing Dijksteel concedes a penalty which Danny Graham would slot home.

Bang average performance, all bark no bite. The first appearance of the blue shorts with the red shirts.

3/10
Boro 1-0 Wigan

First win of the season, Britt looked like he was going to reach my prediction of 15 goals this season after a nice cushioned header; one the likes of Alan Smith would be proud of.

Not a great performance but ground the result out.

5/10
Boro 1-1 Millwall

Yet another below average performance, who new the 6’5” Matt Smith would be a danger from set pieces?

McNair took his goal well but the lack of movement in front of the balk started to appear as a real issue.

5/10
Bristol City 2-2 Boro

Much improved performance, Britt’s smile was the highlight after scoring probably his best goal of the season so far.

Dael Fry came back in to the fold as our youngest captain since Lee Cattermole. I was feeling very optimistic after this match.

7/10
Boro 1-0 Reading

Not a lot happened, Neymarv scored from a cross/shot. Randolph made two wonder saves and Leo played a bit of rugby in the technical area.

5/10
Cardiff 1-0 Boro

Ashley Fletcher with a true and perfectly measured header to make it 1-0.

Shame it was in the wrong net.

3/10
Boro 1-4 Sheff Wed

The first and only match I’ve ever walked out on before half time let alone before fulltime.

Took my mate who is a Newcastle fan, he thoroughly enjoyed it.. I did not.

1/10
Boro 1-1 Preston

I watched this match and can’t remember a single noteworthy thing about it. Even our goal was a Preston OG.

4/10
Birmingham 2-1 Boro

Who knew that if you put 11 men behind the ball, you invite pressure.

We should’ve lost this match by 3 or 4. The highlight being celebrating our equaliser as if it was a last minute winner, only for the blues to make it 2-1 two minutes later.

1/10
Boro 0-1 WBA

A game we would’ve won had we converted the chances we created, Robbie Keane must’ve forgotten to put on any goalscoring drills this week.

Our fate was sealed after the master of the Cruyff turn converted late on

5/10
Huddersfield 0-0 Boro

Was like watching Will and Simon fighting in the inbetweeners movie.

Neither team had a clue what they were doing. Also there was THAT fletcher open goal miss

4/10
Boro 0-0 Fulham

Woodgate said that we would’ve had a better chance of winning had Fulham had all 11 men on the pitch.

I’m inclined to agree, fuck it, we should’ve let Fulham play with 14 men on the pitch. We’d have won 4 or 5-0

4/10
Derby 2-0 Boro

A car crash of a performance, Boro looked lost at the wheel under the influence of Woodgate.

Saville got sent off to top everything off, a sobering result.

2/10
QPR 2-2 Boro

He is a proven goalscorer at this level, we just happen to ruin proven scorers at this level when they sign for us.

But despite our best efforts to tarnish his record, Britt managed to score twice. It proved to be not enough though as we drew this match.

5/10
Boro 2-2 Hull

Absolutely incredible performance and we were cruising for the first time in the season after a beautiful goal from Fletcher to put us 2-0 up.

Then Johnson got himself sent off, JW gave him a high five and we invited Hull pressure in the second half

5/10
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